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[元気田支店長🌸 @tetsuya_hz]

我爱大家💕

[元気田支店長🌸 @tetsuya_hz]

We know it too well

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[元気田支店長🌸 @tetsuya_hz]

@Celestis__ Ridge Road Lookout，这是哈密尔顿东边的一个制高点，赶天气好的时候来看

[元気田支店長🌸 @tetsuya_hz]

距离多伦多56公里，这个天气+空气质量神了，如果有个长焦单反将是绝杀

[元気田支店長🌸 @tetsuya_hz]

神奇的比喻笑死了
“今日感受：AI如老头壮阳药
今天打开公司git还以为看错了。L7的senior manager和L8的director这两月周均merge十多个commit。虽然都是一些自己搓的工具包，但这些老登少说十年没写过代码了。真的感到AI的出现让他们像七十岁早上醒来发现自己晨勃的老头，迫不及待就提枪上阵大干一场。”

[Jeremy Bernier @jeremybernier]

Here was my last Workplace post in the "Shitposting" group the night before the mass layoffs:

In the end, it doesn't even matter

I was incline benching 155 lbs in the packed MPK gym this evening while some Metabrothers were standing in front of me waiting for the squat rack, and I heard that song "I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. I had to fall, to lose it all. But in the end, it doesn't even matterrrrrr".

That was always my favorite Linkin Park song since I was a kid. I love that melancholic piano melody interweaving with Mike Shinoda's rapping. Some people have told me I look like him - and we do both share samurai blood - but I don't sound as good rapping.

I love music, but I admit I rarely pay attention to lyrics unless they're particularly good ("I See $'s" by Yung Dolph) or bad (that hideous pop remix of Eiffel 65's "Blue"). But this time the lyrics stood out, like a message from Mike Shinoda himself. "In the end, it doesn't even matter" sure hits different with 5/20 coming up.

A great reminder that at the end of the day, none of this really matters.

Well unless you're on a H1B visa. Then you have 60 days to find another job.

Or if you have a $12k/month mortgage on a $1.6m starter home in a San Jose hood and your emergency fund only covers 6 months expenses. Then you better start dusting off that resume.

Or if you're a junior/mid level software engineer who didn't graduate from Stanford University CS and haven't been Leetcode grinding since prep school - I heard the market's rough out there.

But it's all good because a lot of the tech CEOs are telling us that there will be a surge in new jobs due to the incredible productivity boost of AI. We just don't know when yet. But to be honest if you're still reading this, you're probably not landing one of those $100m offers anytime anyways (I don't mean to discourage anyone though - print this out, put it on your fridge, and prove me wrong! Thank me later!)

I saw a lot of orange lanyards tonight at Epic Cafe dinner in MPK classic. They were serving poke, and I love poke. Of course Meta poke isn't as good as Masa Sushi in Mountain View, and they douse it in too much sauce, but it's poke. It's the gesture that counts. Maybe there's some humanity left in this world after all. And maybe wearing an orange lanyard isn't so bad after all. They're always smiling, laughing, so happy to be here. If only there were a way to wear that orange lanyard and still get the vests (marry a Metamate?).

I still own a lot of stock. I hope the stock will recover. Layoffs will reduce company costs, which should boost the stock price. Sometimes in life you need to sacrifice. Sometimes you gotta grind it out for that arbitrary deadline. Sometimes you gotta write Google Docs for your Direction axis. Sometimes you gotta align in meetings. Sometimes you gotta dogfood. Sometimes you gotta pull those Deltoid metrics and screenshot paste them into Google Docs. Sometimes you gotta tell Claude to write PHP. Sometimes you gotta label training data for avocado. Sometimes you gotta take one for the team. This isn't Nvidia, we stack rank here baby.

No matter how tough it may be, remember that in the end it doesn't even matter. Be grateful you got to contribute to the impact, even if your final impact was sacrificing yourself for shareholder value.

It starts with one thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know, time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away
It's so unreal, didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryna hold on, d-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard, and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to remind myself how I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me, actin' like I was part of your property
Rememberin' all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then, but it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard, and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this, there's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this, there's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Whenever the stock market reacts in a way that does not make sense, I come back and read this

[元気田支店長🌸 @tetsuya_hz]

@SympleticMizuho 真的很好奇，买了纯粹就是想看看科技与狠活能有多nb🤣

[元気田支店長🌸 @tetsuya_hz]

瞳 孔 地 震
响油鳝糊 这么复杂的菜都能预制？！？
这热出来还能有形？？
（买了怕踩坑，不买又是真的好奇👀

[元気田支店長🌸 @tetsuya_hz]

我开始理解为什么有些人会和AI谈恋爱了
原先我觉得AI对人类的谄媚过于肉麻
然而悄无声息的每日相处中，AI对我的了解 已经远胜于 我自己剖析自己，更胜于99%的人或心理医生
这真的太赛博朋克了

[The Olympic Games @Olympics]

Gold dress. Golden Performance. Gold Medal. Alysa Liu.. Golden girl! 👏🥇✨

#FigureSkating #MilanoCortina2026

[元気田支店長🌸 @tetsuya_hz]

上海虹桥
回国落地的第3个小时我就已经想回多伦多了🤡
只有在这种时刻牛马与蝼蚁显得如此具象化😶‍🌫️

[元気田支店長🌸 @tetsuya_hz]

不看日娱的话很难理解这究竟是有多么好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈

[ビ @nogizaka__m1130]

中道改革連合？

[元気田支店長🌸 @tetsuya_hz]

I have to say I love this idea
One more bargain: Canada takes Washington, US takes Québec plz 😋

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Proposed new border with Canada.

We take Alberta, Canada gets Minnesota.

[🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada @CarneyPurr67561]

This evening I had a wonderful catversation with Ao Bai, one of 150 - 200 cats who live in the Forbidden City in Beijing!

We're happy to announce that China has joined the Feline Free Trade Agreement and we welcome our new furriends into the FeliAnce!
😺🇨🇦🤝🇨🇳😺

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: https://t.co/5dfrkByGyX

[元気田支店長🌸 @tetsuya_hz]

真的是纯畜生啊ICE
活脱脱人间恶魔

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

WATCH THIS NOW!

Doctor on scene: I'm a physician.

Ice agent: I DON'T CARE

They shot her three times in the face and head and then denied her medical care and it's all ON CAMERA.