It's never what you expect

Semi-retired gay trashbag

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@the_moral_abc they'll never catch u, queen

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@temuchainz so dumb, YES I LAUGHED

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@Undue_Risk gimme those meats n bland sides lol

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@porkbub dalliance is so good, tryst too

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@wormymcwormersn an older friend was talking to me about the FOUR HOUSES he owns, and I suggested that he personally was causing the housing crisis

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

No, Your ADHD is Not your Super Power and Also It’s a Mess in Here Bitch!

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@somethings_awry We should do maybe like a decade of this, as a society. Let Men Be Goofy agenda

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@how_do_i_pdf frosted cherry

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@somethings_awry ur not even in my dating pool, plus I'm not dating, but you're so CUTE, one of these straight ladies needs to snap you up

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@goddammitsarah bottom shortage

[- @DaughterOfEri]

I find it funny that what “god” wants is always what men want lol

[Gülce @exitsenses]

I don’t hate you but I think eternal damnation would provide some much needed perspective

[Ebibaby @Ebibabyy]

“Nobody is coming to save you” but your day literally gets better after you consume art made by other people. You hang w friends & you’re no longer suicidal, even if just for a few minutes. They’re lying to you about the significance of community. People are saving you EVERYDAY!

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Latinos have proven that you can be poor and still make good beans please don’t try to defend terrible British food bc woke

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Biggest theft of our lives. That was our money and they handed the refund to corporations instead of back to you

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@wiremxther U potatoed too close to the sun

[Domhnall (Cogito) @CogitoEdu]

Take the blockade that's on Cuba and place it on Israel. The world will instantly become a better place. This is the moderate position.