tex_esq29

Today is short and tomorrow is not promised. #Aggie #Texasforever #ComeandTakeIt #Saltwatersoul #keepherwild

[Joe Musgrove @itsFatherJoe44]

Pets are not rentals. They’re family members.... forever! Getting sick to my stomach reading some of these #Pitbulldropoff stories. Please be aware of the responsibility that comes with having a pet, before you get one.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i just completed. a series of elaborate stretchems. the world isn’t ready for me

[tex_esq29 @tex_esq29]

@realDonaldTrump thanks for the shout out to @ComeAndTakeItTX at #NRAdallas !!! #ComeandTakeIt #GonzalesTexas

[Dylan Thompson @DylanPThompson]

Today isn’t about dressing nice, eating a good meal, or going through the motions at church 🚫

Stop 🛑 and realize that Jesus didn’t just die for us!

He defeated death! So that we may come to experience his unfailing love and spend forever glorifying Him! 🙌

#HeIsRisen

[tex_esq29 @tex_esq29]

If you are gonna come in my office and tell me how to practice law AT MINIMUM you better have a Bar Card. #thatisall

[Reginald Spears @ReginaldSpears]

I’d rather cross a barbed wire fence naked than listen to a Walker Hayes song.

[Port Aransas Explorer @PortAransasTex]

Does Port Aransas look like an island town recovering from a Cat4 hurricane? Yes.
Have some businesses closed permanently? Yes.
Are some hotels/condos still under construction? Yes.

HOWEVER...
Most restaurants reopened? Yes!
Fishing boats running? Yes!
Beaches beautiful? Yes!

[John Legere @JohnLegere]

It’s normal to be excited about this, right? 😅https://t.co/Z5pFgPRVFk

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human yawned. while having dinner. and in that time. my fren stole a french fry.. while i do not condone. such actions. i am wildly impressed

[tex_esq29 @tex_esq29]

If all you watch are #hartofdixie and #ncisnola episodes then you end up with #ncisbluebell in your dreams. #hartofdixiefansgetit

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Do you agree with @PolkCoSheriff Grady Judd? https://t.co/yA46fRi18v

[Angela Jolene @MrsAngelaJolene]

Today is Fat Tuesday and tomorrow is both Valentine’s Day AND Ash Wednesday. If you’re confused how to celebrate, go with the option that doesn’t involve showing strangers your naked titties and you needing Plan B.

[tex_esq29 @tex_esq29]

@elvisknievil Pretty sure that’s how it used to be! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i. have two walking speeds. they are as follows.. faster than you. and
completely. immobile

[tex_esq29 @tex_esq29]

I think my calling is to be a #matchmaker but for good people looking for shelter pets.

[VICKY✨ 🇨🇲 @vickyssecrets99]

How to get old Snapchat back:

1) delete the app
2) re download the app
3) type in username and click forgot password
4) create new password
5) log in and boom old snap back

Don’t forget to turn off automatic updates in your settings.
#snapchatupdate RT to save a life

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?