agent texas

freelancer, bitch, shadow.

[agent texas @tex_official]

[purring ai noises]

[agent texas @tex_official]

@actualkimball nope but good try

[agent texas @tex_official]

five bucks to whoever can guess that song

[agent texas @tex_official]

BAA BAH BA BUM BA DA DA DA DA BUM BA DA DA DA DA DUM DAAA

[tucker @actualtucker]

(scottish accent) what-a beau-iful fookin daey

[agent texas @tex_official]

accidentally calls the director "brah"

[agent texas @tex_official]

@actualtucker well you're a dude you can get away with it

[agent texas @tex_official]

@epsichurch (( SCREAMING

[agent texas @tex_official]

@CaptainFuck_Up (( in canon wash is an awkward virgin out of canon he's a sex god i dont uderstand

[agent texas @tex_official]

@epsichurch (( gRINS

[agent texas @tex_official]

@epsichurch [crab zombie noises] BWOOOSHH

[agent texas @tex_official]

@CaptainFuck_Up (( u gotta work w/ what u got man i never thought id ship south/tex but now i do only in this twitter verse

[agent texas @tex_official]

the worst part is that i actually start to say "man" and "homie" irl

[agent texas @tex_official]

@actualtucker (( i aint about cramping anyones style man

[agent texas @tex_official]

@actualkimball (( we should all throw a party together but have it b respectful u feel

[agent texas @tex_official]

@actualtucker (( same dude

[agent texas @tex_official]

did anyone actually use a weapon besides a crowbar while playing half life because i

[agent texas @tex_official]

@actualtucker (( naH SON GO AHEAD IF UR INSPIRED

[agent texas @tex_official]

@actualdonut (( omg theres a club

[agent texas @tex_official]

@epsichurch @CaptainFuck_Up (( ...b/c im rly for mental health bfore anything else u feel