texas*chuck

Tebow Knows.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Enterprise, Alamo, and National car rental have all dropped their partnership programs with the NRA.

RETWEET to show your appreciation and to encourage other companies to follow suit!!

[texas*chuck @texas_chuck]

@WWEtriviaTO @iamjonchampagne @JCChampagne What are the 3 most ridiculous gimmicks in wrestling history?

[LeBron James @KingJames]

U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

[The Ringer @ringer]

Who is the true heir to the spirit of @ThirdEyeBlind’s ‘Semi-Charmed Life’? https://t.co/axTIE8TJAV

[lauren caltagirone @MrsRupertPupkin]

Hope comes in all shapes and sizes, often taking on the form of a cat, or a Twix.

[lauren caltagirone @MrsRupertPupkin]

I want to be the prettiest bride... or ugliest... any type of bride will do.

[Brian Stack @BrianStack153]

Hey, maybe a thin-skinned, tax-dodging, narcissistic sociopath with zero political experience and a string of bankruptcies will surprise us.

[Liana Maeby @lianamaeby]

I keep waiting for America's studio exec to call w/the note:"President character's too cartoonish & over-the-top, no one will believe him."

[Brian Hofstetter @hoffy_b]

Help me change the face of men’s health this #Movember by making a donation to my moustache: https://t.co/aeS9Gg0Fxt @MovemberCA

[mike sacks @michaelbsacks]

If you liked "Making a Murderer" and "Serial" then you will LOVE that I just killed someone and am now denying it

[texas*chuck @texas_chuck]

@thejundy Well, sure, since you're taking it to bed...

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

And I’d like to sit you down and explain - dollar by dollar - why I don’t care. https://t.co/gfz4RupcIJ

[SB Nation NBA @SBNationNBA]

DNP - Old. Always and forever: https://t.co/Ps26IvMgkJ

[texas*chuck @texas_chuck]

In Russia, fleek is on you.