Texer Wade

They say im brazy

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

My little sister just laughed at me for buying Pedialyte for tomorrow when I’m hungover and I’ve never felt so old...

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

@buffalochickn It happens if your game crashes while taking a mine cart ride😂 when you load back in you’ll have that mine cart on you😂 if you take your boots off it goes away, and putting them back on brings it back😂

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

@buffalochickn

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

@buffalochickn Have you seen the Mine cart bug? That one cracks me up😂

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

I made a farmers only just to swipe on 40+ year old hoping to find a sugar mama with lots of land and ponds I can fish, so far no luck

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

What if Santa has covid and spreads it to everyone tonight?? I hope he wears his mask when he comes down all those chimneys this year

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

Dating is like a corndog, girls only want your wiener if you got that bread

[valgal @ValerieBedegrew]

Happy birthday to my favorite son @texasbedegrew 👁 ❤️u2 🌙 👈

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

Got to cross going to the Grand Canyon off the bucket list🏞✔️

[Bold American @boldamericanpod]

Sgt. Nicole Gee is greeted, mourned, and honored as she’s carried by her fellow Marines after she carried the title of United States Marine with honor until her last breath that came way too soon. Fair winds and following seas, Marine. You and your sacrifice will not be forgotten

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

A true hero❤️ https://t.co/MKfd5WS5Y3

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

y’all

[preHISTORIC @AziziGibson]

If you can’t be corrected without getting offended you will never grow

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

I buy tools so I can go to work and make money just so I can have money to buy more tools😂 I have an addiction

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

It’s impossible for me to listen to don’t fear the reaper by blue oyster cult without thinking of Will Ferrells “more cowbell” SNL skit😂😂😂

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

@ofyrt If that’s true love imma stay single forever😂

[Texer Wade @texasbedegrew]

Lol blocked my ex on everything so now she stalks my venmo😂😂 I really have shitty taste in girls😂