Tex 🦊

NASM Certified PT 💪🏼 Amateur Powerlifter 🏋🏻 Professional Idiot 😈 +They/Them+

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[Tex 🦊 @texce11ent]

@xocheergurlox He screm

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

may this love find us all

[kay 🐻 bear @kayyybearxo]

when gamers say “gg” they’re actually calling eachother good girl

[໊ @sonohoor]

trauma LITERALLY changes how our brains function yet people are really out here saying “just let go of your past” OK LOL

[Tex 🦊 @texce11ent]

@xocheergurlox chart

[Tex 🦊 @texce11ent]

@notgurlox This is actually insane work to dedicate an entire twitter to your tears lmao

[Tex 🦊 @texce11ent]

@notgurlox FUCK YEAH DUDE PROUD OF YOU FOR STICKING TO IT 🤘🏻💪🏼 BUFF MUSCLE MOMMY CHEER INCOMING SOON, I BELIEVE!!!

[count dykecula 🦇 @gothesbian]

being a lesbian is so awesome bc you can have the same interests as a 16yo boy and women still want u. like you can be like yeah i have minecraft pants and play d&d, and women will be like wow thats so hot wanna make out

[Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ @JennMGreenberg]

An interesting proposition 🤔

[The Fourth Way @The4thWayYT]

Biblically accurate roomba

[Tex 🦊 @texce11ent]

@TheRealRashaud @xocheergurlox

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

off the charts levels of dudes rocking

you have to stick around until the end

[bruna ⭐ @bruidusborn]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THIS IS CAMP AND STYLE AND HOT

[Tex 🦊 @texce11ent]

@xocheergurlox @DarlinSincerest I’m 358 🫠 just throw me in the pan now bc I’m COOKED

[Tex 🦊 @texce11ent]

@chaxcie To come back to this: I splurged on some new packs and here’s one of the pretty cards I got that lets me do stuff!

[Tex 🦊 @texce11ent]

@chaxcie Ahh yes, the critical advantage of any TCG: doing stuff 😂 (I say this as a Pokemon nerd who has spent a stupid amount of time making good catalysts so my little guys can do stuff better)

[Tex 🦊 @texce11ent]

@chaxcie Game mechanics wise: no clue what any of that means. Card prettiness though? 10/10 would put it in a deck just for that reason