Texit Ranger

Want to retire comfortably. Individual Investor-A thinking person-God-Family-Hunter-BBQ snob-Cigars-TexasA&M-Astros. Fed Govt is too hostile. Time for #Texit

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

Oldest in Texas??? Wild.

[X-Ray Barbie💞; Sarah with an H (Mama Smoke) @SarahSevans2000]

Stooopppp😂😂🤭🤣🤣🤣

[Gizmo Memes @GizmoMemes]

Nick Shirley finding fraud 🤣

[Texit Ranger @texitranger]

@PNav57 They all have Only Fans accounts

[Brian Harrison @brianeharrison]

Florida is absolutely kicking Texas' butt from a fiscal conservative perspective... it's staggering:

- Debt per citizen: $6,651 in FL... but $13,860 in TX!

- Debt to GDP ratio: 10.8% in FL... but 18.5% in TX!

SPENDING, DEBT, AND TAXES ARE OUT OF CONTROL IN ("RED") TEXAS!!

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

Hot take: I don’t think you actually want this.

If you open the door for one religion to be taught in public schools, you also open the door for every other religion to be taught as well.

Leave education to the teachers.
Leave religion to the parents.

Otherwise, don’t be surprised when your child is taught from the Quran, or when a woke teacher with a completely different worldview presents their version of who God is.

Better yet, homeschool your children.

[CBS News Texas @CBSNewsTexas]

After nearly two weeks of wandering the Texas Hill Country, Gracie the giraffe has been found. The 3-year-old giraffe was spotted from a helicopter Friday morning, about four miles south of the ranch where she lives. https://t.co/HQd7OKuCW5 @CBSNews @CBSEveningNews @CBSMornings

[News 4 San Antonio @News4SA]

GRACIE THE GIRAFFE FOUND | Gracie the giraffe has been found after days missing in the Hill Country.
FULL STORY --> https://t.co/FsGYxewON1
"We found her. She's fat and happy," said Real County Sheriff Nathan T. Johnson.

[Riley Nuttall @nuttallriley1]

Three Communist walk into a bar. Who pays the bill ? 😂

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The 1977 CBS NFL Today intro is fucking spectacular. The plays get progressively more illegal and fucked up to the point I was half expecting some guy to get eaten by a lion on the field. It’s like a Naked Gun bit. Do yourself a favor and watch this.

[Sara Spector @Miriam2626]

And Texas Democratic Convention is underway.

[Ned Ryun @nedryun]

This is so great.

[Andrew Kolvet @AndrewKolvet]

JAMES TALARICO: "I always think of myself as a Christian who hates Christianity.”

We already knew this, but it’s convenient to hear him admit it.

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

James Talarico says "I think of myself as a Christian who hates Christianity."

So, this guy hates Christianity, meat, guns, oil, thinks white people are inherently racist, that the Bible justifies abortion, and that God is 'non-binary.'

[WFAA @wfaa]

HAVE YOU SEEN GRACIE? A giraffe is on the loose in the Texas Hill Country, and her owners are asking for the public's help to bring her home: https://t.co/l7L95X2TW9

[Texit Ranger @texitranger]

@FactsAboutTexas Who is Stephen F Austin?

[Texit Ranger @texitranger]

@PNav57 0.5 😎

[Kenny Webster @KennethRWebster]

Solved the reflecting pool controversy. Everyone calm down.

[Texit Ranger @texitranger]

@Amer1can_Barbie