sad cowboy

wait a second, this isnt google

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Stop calling it a god complex, there’s nothing complex about it. I am god.

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People change, even Satan used to be an angel.

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@BonesAlecks @anxietymsgs Unfortunately

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@BonesAlecks @anxietymsgs 7 years a slave

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Banger? I hardly know h- i.. i hardly know myself these days

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I didn’t even fuck around, so why the hell am I finding out

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I don’t care if Fortnite’s blue, festival and the bus driver too. Mini’s, I don’t care about you. It’s big pots, I’m at full shields.

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I too would like to live in a video game and drive a cyber truck. It even has the realism of halo 3 and blows up for no fucking reason

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Screaming nigger at the top of my lungs on the day of our lord

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If someone does a shooting in a Catholic Church, would that be a mass shooting?

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Why must sleep be my #1 op

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@SenzaSenzo_ You know it’s cold outside when you’re outside and it’s cold

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@BonesAlecks @blacknredtext We just got called out by Mr Incredible

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Chefs kiss… do… do they really?

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You’re telling me a ginger bread this man?

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Heartbreaks a bitch, but so were you. So nothings really changed.

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“Bless the rains down in Africa”? Nah bro, bless the shit coming out of my ass ON GOD

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Anyone can piss on the floor. It takes a real man to shit on the ceiling.

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@BonesAlecks @ShitpostGate Pornhub???????

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Guy who just invented the pencil: it’s for writing
Guy who’s about to invent the eraser: I hate it

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How badly do I need to have my heartbroken before I’m allowed to heal?