the villian

[َ @saintava]

i remember learning about weed for the first time as a kid and thinking "yeah this is something i'll likely be involved in"

[Montana Lemonius-Craig @jitLyang21]

At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend. She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad. Mannn this aint my dad, this is a cell phone. I threw it on the ground

[fern 🕷️🕸️ @nijiimura]

Realized I talked too much shit at work yesterday and now I'm paranoid it's all gonna come back to me today

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

I love to whack mean moms but also Sometimes women are terrible to their children on their own, and that’s a choice they make without extenuating circumstances

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

Keke Palmer asked Jennifer Lewis what her non negotiables are and she said she doesn’t have any cuz nothing is up for negotiation 😂 period

[DES. @destinCONRAD]

i be quiet as hell on fathers day LMAOOOOOOO

[the villian @textbookhalfwit]

I definitely peeped that too. Very disingenuous every time she spoke about him

[Mistie Meanor @Mistie_Mo]

I think I have figured out why Mackenzie Shirilla crashed that car.
She won't admit Davion was a friend. He was living with them therefore taking Doms time. She probably didn't want Davion riding back home with them & that's when she wrecked that car. She was jealous.

[Andy @PositivFuturist]

Fixed it for you BBC

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

the Fuck You Kіll Everything and Everyone administration

[ًً @stoyatel]

in your twenties you're going to experience a sudden shift in your parents behavior to be more kind and supportive towards you that for some unknown reason couldn't have come earlier despite their past behavior contributing to your deeply troubling mental issues they disregarded

[the villian @textbookhalfwit]

@lesbiangrifter @twinkletweetu I disagree! It was well versed in my opinion… what wasn’t good about it?

[dolly ⁹⁹ @sieunistaken]

i think you shouldn't wish random women a happy mother's day!

[the villian @textbookhalfwit]

I love how the internet allows me to observe some of the most intelligent and interesting people humanity has to offer, while simultaneously allowing me to observe some of the dumbest fucking human beings living. It’s beautiful sometimes.

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

what does this mean

[the villian @textbookhalfwit]

Oh my

[DIVA🦄🧁🇺🇸 @callmediva405]

They put his ass right back in the van after these pictures

[seraphina @seraphfem]

sacred image

[the villian @textbookhalfwit]

@twinkletweetu Just fucking chillllll😭😭😭😭