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Jazz and conversation, from the foot of Mt. Belzoni…

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we need to start doing castrati again, but for guys who make beats.. just finally let them fully be in their own lane with a pure mind…

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@FreddyLA7 Freddy. Go to Oregon

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Iron is my favorite appliance
Bc it gets rid of all the wrinkles in your shirts, and then there’s another version that’s basically just for making waffles

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

A smile is a gang sign for friendly people

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@SouthDallasFood I love how French food always remembers to torture and then humiliate the concept of Ducks…

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whenever I see someone welding I’m like bro ur just putting fire on that for no reason… leave it alone…

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Transgender with a genius I Q

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@booferslopper time moves along but swag is forever…

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@JackNiewold lowkenuinely I’m tryna find out what the Tacoma Washington of Mexico is!!

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@twinkletweetu drinks can’t be yummy, only solid foods can be called yummy

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guy holding two milkshakes walking by with his girl “babe you think I could put these really carefully in yr purse??”

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@rasputinboneym so true twin

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https://t.co/G30i1N895R
James Brown was the original Flava Fav… (positive)

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the only thing flopping at the box office this summer is my tiny sweaty hog!

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drink so much lean they call me Drain the Wock Johnson!!

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million Frankensteins
Came back to life and they freaked you out

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@bluewmist Mousetrap, but you know my ass didn’t even play the game,.. just letting that metal ball rip down the boobytrap over and over…

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@herekdeckman On god this combo fucks

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@kkb_soundsystem I’m bumping this crap when I’m mad every time

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@DAMNih8myself @kkb_soundsystem real shit

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@lolaarchive are you saying this as a punishment to your enemies or are you just describing something