Dean Cameron Allen

Melancholy is a middle-class vice.

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Gosh, do I have a story to tell.

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@Brilliantcrank @splorp @typographica @gruber Sure.

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@ftrain Paul you magnificent bastard. I’ll see you in 2037.

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@mulegirl @monteiro Jag-u-ah.

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Sugarwalls?

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@hiddentrack You know I love you but don't push it.

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@stewart ...

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Muggermalls.

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@Mike_FTW @jkottke Boobs, steak and http://t.co/XcyeFqmjKz

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@Mike_FTW @jkottke Gosh you're a cheap date on book covers. I'm working on a reissue of Rabbit, Run with a pic of a running rabbit.

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Buggerballs.

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@VeronicaEnt And to you, you slayer of dragons, you gorgeous thug.

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No.

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@lindsey Thanks, I kind of needed that.

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@yesthatkarim U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D

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Have eaten chocolate for the first time in ages. Now both exhausted and ready to SLAUGHTER ARMIES.

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You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit. If you don't like it, leave.

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Dick Morris just cancelled the hooker.

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Hooray!

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I spent half an hour on LinkedIn and boy is my sense of perspective fucked.