Jennifer

I'm just a regular tax paying citizen with great shoes and an awesome dog.

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@_B___S I too like hot dogs.

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#nofilter https://t.co/ToPxjRDubK

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@McDonalds @UberEATS Geezus. Might as well deliver Wafflehouse too.

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#sethmacfarlane #AskOrville I missed the pilot because of this annoying thing I do to earn money, legally. Will it be replayed anytime soon?

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@DaveMustaine Metallica has become everything they use to hate. I'm sure Justin Bieber is next on the Metallica agenda. Thanks for keeping it real, Dave.

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Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you'll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts.

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#jj## http://t.co/MTSLL7G4

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My toaster settings: 1 - nothing, 2 - nothing, 3 - burnt, and settings 4 - 10 teleports my bread to another dimension. Stupid toaster.

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http://t.co/SJpcAfTQ

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Snow is so awesome.

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itchy tweet

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How can someone be full term pregnant and not know???? (Watching TLC)

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I am soooo ready for school to start. I am bored out of my mind.

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Howdeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Saturday TV sucks.

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There are NO good movies out!! I saw watchmen, the only thing good about that movie was the neon blue penis, the rest SUCKED.

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Hiya Craig :)

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Drinking coffee, wondering if I'd make a good game show host.

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Hi Brandon :P

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Happy Birthday to MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Meh. Another Friday night at home.