Daniel Montes

Living life to the fullest since 1996

[Cowboy Chris @clueless_kris]

I’ve been listening to a lot of weezer recently and I’m still not sure what that says about my current mental health

[Daniel Montes @tezmania797]

If you are struggling with what you are seeing on the news rn about the riots and you believe the riots are not justified. Read the first amendment and then remember the rights given to all men and women, our human rights; Life, Liberty, and Property. Peace will come.

[Daniel Montes @tezmania797]

When you look at your passenger in the car and you can't stop smiling bc all she does is make you feel loved

[Daniel Montes @tezmania797]

@nickianderson00 Gasolina came out in 2010 so if you think about it he didn't get big until he was 30

[Daniel Montes @tezmania797]

I think it's going to be a bloody Mary day

[Omobadanproper @thablackboii]

If you are single, you are either:
1. Stuck on an ex
2. Chasing someone who’s taken
3. Ignoring someone who wants you
4. you ain’t just wanted by anyone
5. You think you are so ugly for anyone to ever want you

[Cowboy Chris @clueless_kris]

for a second there a felt emotionally stable so obviously it’s time to watch 500 Days of Summer again

[Daniel Montes @tezmania797]

The moonlight is always a beautiful sight I miss bc my night's are becoming shorter and I can never appreciate the light it brings to my night

[Daniel Montes @tezmania797]

You try so hard at the beginning then you get used too what you have then you take advantage of what you worked so hard for then you lose it. Then you feel lost without it.

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

if guys were dogs

[Dani 🇺🇸 🥋 @DubeScoops]

Taco Bell now sells fries.

Burger King is putting burger patties on tacos.

KFC is putting cheetos on chicken sandwiches.

Sour Patch kids now have a cereal.

They definitely have legalized weed and put everyone who is high as fuck in charge of their menus

[seed oil soldier 🫡 @BIMBOMINDSET]

Picture this: the year is 2003. The funniest joke is when Jessica Simpson said “is this chicken or is it fish” when she ate a can of chicken by the sea. The Iraq war started. Life is good

[E3 @E3]

March 20-20-20!! #AnimalCrossing #NintendoDirectE3 #E3

[Crystal @Micah_Leee]

Had to unfollow this chick cuz I could tell she spends 20 minutes coming up w captions for every picture and it’s annoying

[Daniel Montes @tezmania797]

Currently witnessing the smartest* spontaneous idea right now... https://t.co/5VkFliL4cB

[Daniel Montes @tezmania797]

@JarenTunstill From a guy who did track and wrestling. Wrestling is 10x harder than track practice😂

[Lo @lauren_badua]

I liked the tweet... but I am not a white male in a fraternity who supports Trump.. give it a rest and back off of @bigdaddybshe https://t.co/0Eb8KdUHPc

[Daniel Montes @tezmania797]

@clueless_kris I like the skyline chili reference

[Daniel Montes @tezmania797]

Lauren is definitely my favorite person ever 😍🖤