Tom Fletcher

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@RadioGenoa It’s in the bone, it’s in the bone

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@KILLTOPARTY Yes, but then the richer man gets taken to the cleaners by his smaller breasted wife in the divorce and now that he’s poor, he looks for a woman with bigger breasts, so you might as well just go with the bigger breasted woman from the start

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@KILLTOPARTY @WildBillKerr KID ROCK says to KICK ROCKS

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@Zigmanfreud With all due respect to @3YearLetterman, she’s never won an SEC championship

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Air?

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@rrhoover Telling time?

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@Zigmanfreud We are here on 17, beautiful summer day here at Pebble Beach. 88 degrees with a slight breeze. Grace Ziegler has a one shot lead over Scotty Scheffler. She’s 120 yards from the green. Thankfully school was cancelled today. Cinderella story here at the AT&T Pro-Am if she hangs on.

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@ClayTravis

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@dickiebush Never date a woman who has a larger waist size than you do.
(Spinal Tap says the looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand)

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@Alphafox78 Needless to say, the millions of hockey fans who sit behind the goal. But unfortunately, no organists.

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@DefiantLs The TV

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@KILLTOPARTY Mid’s of a feather flock together. Tale as oldest time.

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@KILLTOPARTY Has never been to the NCAA final four, but has won the NIT

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@rebecca_fachner Please tell me how you are being oppressed by the patriarchy from your SUV with heated seats while dtinking your Starbucks latte.

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@RossKneeDeep Maybe they’re just talk about sports, hot chicks and playing golf

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@KILLTOPARTY Looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race

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@Kronykal Just because you support 1A doesnt mean you can’t beat the shit out of them

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@7thSon1988 @Super70sSports Duuuude!! How can you say that. The Gipsy Kings version of Hotel California with the bowling scene is almost worth the whole movie.

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@Super70sSports Star Wars was horseshit. Spaceballs was a classic

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@Logically_JC Why wouldn’t they?