tommy figura

i am who I am

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

When your bill is $100 but the girls bill is $8 .... fuck women

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

Finally woke up and now time to legally go buy my first case of beer and a couple pistols 😎🍺🔫

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

I should be home shooting guns or riding in this beautiful weather but then being an adult and working has to ruin that 🤘🏻 #adultingsucks

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

Even if we don't get this snow storm I'm still going snowmobiling because my hopes are really high 😎❄️

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

@Funny_Truth @JulesShino

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

Why not buy a new snowmobile the day before all the snow melts ❄️🔥💧

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

@JulesShino @WeaponPictures if you get me that including the guns I will buy you whatever you want ! 😂❤

[paul sikora @psikora49]

If you don't measure from your butthole your only cheating yourself 🙃

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

@psikora49 does it remind you of when your mom was around ?

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@sarahredickk @EllieRedick1 Ellie and I can have a party of two 😉😎

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

@IrwinBecca I know right 😂😂 I wish they had an AR15 emoji 😎

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

To all you annoying little fucks in high school I'm not having a party tonight, If you don't believe me my dad will greet you at the door 🔫

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

@psikora49 https://t.co/f5Ya0Cs1Of

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

In bed before 9 on a Friday night on a Holliday weekend .... gotta love growing up! #overtime #hollidaypay #workinhard #hardlyworking 😎💰

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

If you say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas, fuck you.

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

I don't care what anyone says I'd choose chocolate milk over coffee any day !

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

My mom had a nice pot roast in the crock pot for dinner.... to bad she never turned it on 😂

[tommy figura @tfiggs_11]

@ncase15 hahaha it's only been like that since summer 😉👍🏻