Mahone ††

Novice in the crypto industry
Gonna build my wall brick by brick
Cryptic at best.

[Mahone †† @tfisndolo]

@HELBpage Upkeep batch 7013 inalipwa lini??

[Mahone †† @tfisndolo]

When my kamba accent slips and I say Kino instead of Fuck.

[Mahone †† @tfisndolo]

@HELBpage Hey man , what's up with 6644. When are the funds getting into our accounts??

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Say what you want about women being materialistic, but at the end of the day, beauty is currency. And being seen with a beautiful woman raises your social currency. And that’s just the way it is.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

December 22nd is National Short Person Day

[Mahone †† @tfisndolo]

Hii ni AI. Hiyo flag ya Tz iko wrong 🇹🇿
Bado back kuna colours za flag ya Kenya.

[Mavin Mabonga @Mabonga_254]

Returning officer Tanzania Edition 😂

[Mahone †† @tfisndolo]

I wish Ruto could just do his job perfectly as the president. If he was a good president everyone would follow suit and with the budget this country has, development could be on the next level. Ohhh if only wishes were horses....

[Janet Machuka @janetmachuka_]

If you had one wish, what would it be?

[ZamaKonke Khuzwayo @ZamakonkeK]

When you go to your friend's work place and they all calling him "Sir" :

[𝑹𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌 @KyaloFactFile]

Holding a graduation ceremony for diploma holders is unnecessary drama.Just email them the certificates to save time.

[manika ✦ @sanriocrush]

daily affirmations
i will not cut my hair
i will not cut my hair
my hair is growing i will not cut it short
i will not cut my hair

[M A G U N G A @theMagunga]

There must always be Stark in Winterfell.

[Tee☆🎱🎳 @_Realtee]

I love happy women so much. The girlies that crack jokes.
Those goofy ones.
The friendly ones.
I don't know why some of you take pride in being mean and unnecessarily rude. It's razz.

[Olúwatósìn Olaseinde @tosinolaseinde]

This is mad level of awareness, confidence and hardwork.

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Going to the drinking contest and your competition is uhuru 😭

[Mahone †† @tfisndolo]

Knock knock who deaaa !
Fuck off my phone you dumb bitches.

[Mahone †† @tfisndolo]

@citizentvkenya #CitizenDayBreak @TrevorOmbija . This government has a track record of corruption, abuse of power and some nonsensical leaders like Mr Oketch corroborating fallacies in the name of pleasing someone (Ruto obviously). The problem is rooted all the way from the executive. Pooregime.

[Zanah (Zay-Nuh) Thirus @Zanah__]

I have an orgasm every day and I’m usually high as hell when I’m not at work.

[✿❀ 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂 ❀✿ @IrregularIfe]

First link activity if you’re a real lover btw

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

Kenya is that reckless, noisy classmate who never seems serious yet somehow still gets the results.