thefriendlyphysio

A physio with sense of sarcasm

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Saw a joke somewhere that being in a relationship can cause memory loss

Now I know why I still remember the brachial plexus

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spondylitis, spondylolysthesis, spondylosis and spondylolysis

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To all those who had a tough day in their clinic/hospital remember one thing....
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Tomorrow will be the same

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External viva can cause MELODY syndrome:

M – Memory loss
E – Exhaustion
L – Low mood
O – Overthinking
D – Drowsiness
Y – Yawning due to no sleep

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Having lunch at lunch time is still a dream for many in hospitals.

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The hardest part of my job is being patient with patient that is testing my patience.

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The scariest sentence a physio can say :

"Ab aapko thoda pain hoga"

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Some people support RCB, some support CSK but deep down we all support BDC (BD Chaurasia)

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Seh leta hu sab kuch,
aasani se toot jau osteoporotic femur thodi hu.

Par itna bhi pressure mat dalo,
baar baar regenerate ho jau liver thodi hu.

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Salary is the second best thing my job offers

A patient's smile is the first

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Diagnosis bhi deta hu,
treatment bhi karta hu,
kahin log bhagwan na samajh lein,
isliye consultation fees pehle leta hu.

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Padho likho or samajhdaar bano, Lekin itne bhi nahi ki clinic mai aa kar physio ko hi gyan dene lago.

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Happy new year 💐

May your friendships get stronger than ACL

May you earn more than the number of neurons

May you get the degree of freedom like shoulder joint

May you be with all your attached ones (attachments) like humerus

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There's always a 2nd November for every 19th November

Congratulations team India 🇮🇳

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If Dr. means disrespecting other professionals,
If Dr. means promoting medicines for “gifts,”
If Dr. means selling PG seats in private colleges
If Dr. means prescribing unwanted investigations and surgeries for profits

Then sorry we’re not that kind of Doctor.
We’re better.

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Uske naam ke patients se aaj bhi paise nahi leta hu,
Bas naam padhta hu aur kahin aur refer kar deta hu.

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Some say congress is better some say BJP but deep down we all know that BD chaurasia is better than Gray's anatomy.

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I’m afraid of the day when a professor will ask a student to observe and describe that patient’s gait…

Student: Thumak thumak jandi hai walker de naal....

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Aryabhatta accidentally discovered zero while counting the number of efforts the government made to standardize physiotherapist pay.

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Next month is May

May you get salaries not learnings after education
May you get rest not motivational quotes after a full day of hard work and tension

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