Tales From The Chair

I do stuff while sitting in a wheelchair.

[Kevin Patrick Mahaffey @dropalltables]

Oh yes, I remember that Bond film where the villain decarbonized the auto industry, brought fast internet to everyone on the planet, and helped paralyzed people interact with the world again.

[Z @insatiablevine]

Men: Flag any woman in your life pushing to redistribute Elon’s wealth—and avoid her.
If she feels entitled to his, she’ll feel entitled to your wealth too.

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

@Heccles94 When you say "tax the rich" do you mean like the $11 billion in taxes Elon paid in a single year? Maybe you should be more concerned with where that tax money is spent.

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

@SenSanders Today, a man who is too old to be commenting on anyone's worth, is still commenting on someone's worth despite having never built anything of his own or given anyone anything substantial. He has only stolen from the hard working American.

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

It's generally people who are jealous, people who have never built anything and those with tragically low IQs.

[Renatta Oxendine @Renatta]

I don’t get why people hate Elon Musk so much.

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

I'm squealing 🤣

[Quality Learing Center @QualityLearing_]

Nice to have Elon Musk join the trillionaire club. Welcome 👏 🚀

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Watching these clowns bitching about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire on his platform while they contribute to his wealth is truly the funniest shit you’ll ever see.

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

@smcroasters Yeah, she should definitely take in some young males. Great idea.

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

@litcapital He's just mad because there isn't more money for him to steal from social security. Shit bag.

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

@HelmerVA Turncoat. Absolute disgrace.

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

@smcroasters Looks like ol' Richie here is looking for a new bull 🤣

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

@ClownWorld @TMZ Too bad he didn't stop himself from plunging a knife into another kids chest. That could have been his very first appeal.

[🇺🇸 Based Americana 🇺🇸 @basedamericana]

the American maximalism posting will continue indefinitely

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Isn’t releasing genetically altered ticks and mosquitoes into the wild an act of biological terrorism? Asking for all of us who actually care about the future…

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

@smcroasters As if I could love this company any more! 🙏

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Murderous migrants beheading innocent people in their home town is what’s making people angry, not “social media”!

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

He exudes disgusting evil. I don't even like watching him on screen. He needs to hang. Publicly.

[Isaac’s Army @ReturnOfKappy]

Bill Gates confronted outside Congress and called a “baby flesh eating transgender satanist” over his Epstein ties…

Man straight up told him: “Stop consuming adrenochrome… You satanist. God knows you’re a woman, Bill”…

The elites are getting checked in public..

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

And overdone. And I'm a little busy ☺️

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

@MayorFrey You twink. You would post something like this on a day that was meant for real heroes and not drug addict criminals. You just get more and more laughable.

[Tales From The Chair @tftcdiane]

@GovTimWalz The jokes just write themselves anytime you post anything. LMAO.