Anna Banana

hey all you cool cats and kittens

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

Old people wonder why 97% of our generation is depressed and like MAYBE it’s because we work our asses off, still can’t pay our bills, are forced to live with our parents, and we’re pressured into these pyramid schemes by girls we haven’t talked to in 7 years

[Will Tanner @Will_Tanner_1]

So all the UFO shenanigans happen the same week as Biden gets outed for blowing up Nord Stream, the government causes a toxic disaster in Ohio, and more Epstein associates get outed? That sure is convenient for the powers that be

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

Three years later… it finally happened

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

Me waiting on my number neighbor to text me first because my anxiety won’t allow me to make the first move

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

When you lay down for a little nap and end up sleeping for 4 hours

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

If you ever enjoy sleeping past 7am, especially on a Sunday, never have kids

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

I would like the world to know I am wearing pre-baby pants today !!!

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

Sponsor me @_TJWatt

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

Cute little kid in Jack’s daycare class told me he liked my blue hair and now I’m never changing it

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

Y’all WHAT is going on in jefferson hills right now

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

Currently in pursuit of my professional makeup certification and I’ve committed to *at least* 2 @BaileySarian videos a day. Learning more from the Queen than I am my actual classes 🤪

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

There’s no way the covid vaccine isn’t trying to kill us. Got my second one yesterday and legitimately CANNOT MOVE today. Fever is a high 103 degrees. Pray for me

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

https://t.co/ZmjruAvwy2

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

So apparently the ghost we had in our old house has followed us to our new house… this is FUN

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

Dan’s phone was stolen yesterday. He’s out getting a new one right now. I track his phone and it was turned on an hour ago in Pleasant Hills. I have no way of contacting him. Lol I’m not stressed

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

@AhhErin I’m dead 😂😂😂 why is the worst

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

*ambulance drives by*
Jack: “probably somebody died somewhere”

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

Feeling very unmotivated today and I have a whole house to pack cause we’re moving TOMORROW. Send Starbucks and positive vibes pls

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

How do you pack up your whole house to move in 3 days with a 4 year old and a 4 month old requiring constant attention and both parents working full time jobs? Asking for a friend

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

My mom just told me a 62 year old man from tinder just texted her a dick pic. Real men still exist, ladies

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

😔

[Anna Banana @tgiannabel]

@universe let me just get a fuckin break bro