I'm Legal!
Today I’m pleased to announce that mikeroweWORKS is finally legal. The foundation turns 18 years old this Labor Day, which means that MRW can legally buy a lottery ticket, get a tattoo, jump out of a plane, operate heavy machinery, rent a hotel room, open a bank account, move out of Mom’s house, and vote for whatever knucklehead seems less likely to wreck the nation, among other things. (Alas, we’re still too young for a shot of my grandfather’s whiskey, but whatever…I don’t make the rules. Online sales, ironically, still benefit the foundation, and – if you’re 21 or older – I’ll invite you to celebrate this milestone with any of the award-winning adult beverages at https://t.co/oa6vnhVvZl. But I digress…)
To celebrate our 18th birthday, and America's observation of Labor, I'm pleased to announce another tranche of work ethic scholarships, in our ongoing efforts to help train the next generation of skilled workers. In this round, we have 450 recipients who will collectively receive $3.5 million to further their training in 23 individual vocations. To date, that’s $22.5 million dollars awarded to 3,350 individuals. What a sublime legacy for an unscripted TV show that make me marginally famous for crawling through sewers.
Also, attached below, are the donors who made this round possible. Many thanks to all of you. And thanks also, to the many individuals on this page who have supported MRW from its infancy, financially and otherwise. Your encouragement over the years is priceless, and your willingness to share posts like this one, is the primary reason we have finally reached the age of majority. So please, share away. We're already taking applications for the next round. Apply at:
https://t.co/CSGu1RA4wd
Having said all of that, I’ll now take my 18-year-old alter ego out for non-alcoholic beverage and ponder the future.
Happy Labor Day
Our Sponsors…
@BuildFreedomUS@WellsFargo
Fisher Global Foundation
@ferguson@PureTalk@JK_trashremoval@FoldsofHonor
Berens Foundation
@Google@Montanaknifeco
Software Engineering of America
Ford Philanthropy
@BlackrockFD
James & Shirley Rippey Family Foundation
@LockheedMartin
Hearst Foundations
Suffolk Care Charitable Foundation
Turbine X Energy
@aligneddc@coigncard
Grady Family Foundation
@PaulMitchellEdu
And a sincere thanks to my own team at MRW…
Jen, Shari, Jade, Mary, Chuck, Paige, Libby, Logan, Charlie, Noah, Kristi, and the committee who helped us review every application. And Jade, again, because she killed it, as always.
Three LSU players earned SEC honors after the Clemson demolition.
• Sam Leavitt: SEC Co-Offensive Player of the Week after 343 total yards and 3 TDs • Jordan Seaton: Offensive Lineman of the Week after LSU rushed for 309 yards with no sack allowed • Jordan Ross: Defensive Lineman of the Week after a sack and a 30-yard pick-six
Week 1 hardware. Death Valley delivered.
Read more https://t.co/GFibZwJzuL
@ClayTravis@clayTravis Please get the facts straight: This is only about 2022 players who got a fifth year of eligibilty with the new NCAA rules. None of the LSU players played in a pre-season game. And the lawsuit invlves 44 athletes. NCAA could have prevented this by grandfathering.
🚨 NOW: Sen. John Fetterman says it's time to KICK OUT every communist and socialist from the Democrat Party
"They're often living in EXPENSIVE homes with wealthy backgrounds. It's absolutely a SCAM!"
"Why we can't condemn socialism! There's not a single example of socialism working! DIVORCE from them. Run as real Democrats."
"I said the Democratic Party's becoming an orgy of socialism."
"We are electing some of the WORST people."
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