江水悠悠

🇨🇳 中国人｜分享中国日常里那些离谱又好笑的细节。

Chinese, sharing the weird, funny, and unexpected side of everyday life in China that you won't find in travel guides.😎

[江水悠悠 @tgtd1fo]

感觉。。。有点像一位德国故人🤣

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@povjux 哇哦，简直一模一样😏

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哇哦，简直一模一样🤣

[ju ღ @povjux]

o marketing transcendeu e eu posso provar

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Free, Pro, Max, Ultra... You forgot the fifth tier: "China" Pay $200/month through a foreign card, log in through three VPNs, get banned within a week — and keep the money. No refund. No appeal. Nothing. So let me get this straight: you'll TAKE our money, you just won't let us USE the product? We're not asking for free access. We're asking to be ALLOWED to pay. Is that really too much? 💔

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各位好，今天都还顺利吗？👻👻
饿了，我先吃为敬🤤——你们现在几点，准备吃什么呀？🤩🤩🤩
#Cooking

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@WatcherGuru @grok 真的是朝鲜黑客干的吗？

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@aridot_ @grok 这是真的吗？

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@Solos_labs Korea just claimed a Chinese car 💀 Tomorrow's headlines: "Steering wheel — invented in Seoul" "Electricity — traditional Korean energy" The car is an EXEED. Made by Chery. In China. The audacity is the only revolutionary technology here. 🇰🇷➡️🇨🇳

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@la_fa666 @NintendoAmerica Nintendo. A $150 billion company. Shipping standard: wet cardboard. Warranty policy: "lol good luck" Customer service: his problem 😌 Truly innovation in every department.

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这就是万圣节🎃嘛，太爱了👻👻👻
#Halloween

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@Ryogo_Urata 真漂亮呀！您猜猜这里是哪？

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万圣节还是太超前了，人马都出来了😂😂😂
#Halloween

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@CUAFYC9I8Q63509 长得很精髓😎

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感觉。。。有点像一位德国故人🤣

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@wenyanhh Congrats, you're no longer a startup. You're a production studio with a very aggressive, unpaid intern.😂😂😂

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@WhiteyPowers83 Every community has people you'd want as neighbors and people you wouldn't. True everywhere. But an empty lake isn't a win — it just means a label did your thinking for you.

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救命，太好笑了😭🤣🤣🤣

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万圣节，可爱的小猫咪来要糖了 🎃
#Halloween

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@escship 哈哈

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吃瓜吃出个猫脸……😂
你们第一眼看成什么了？不会只有我一个人眼神不好吧？

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@kobanohaguruma 确实不错，在中国很多人爱它呢😎

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@kobanohaguruma 哈哈这算是中国版腌菜配面吧！酸香解腻又入味，能喜欢上真的太好了～🤣

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@DoNotSELL2 有没有一种可能，人家自己就叫‘朝鲜’？国名全称是朝鲜民主主义人民共和国，没有‘北’字哦