What’s that, @DaleVince? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.
@BellegardeSZN The people of Clacton aren’t going to elect a ridiculous gimmick candidate, they’re going to behave like grown ups and elect Count Binface
“i need to lock in and lose weight” i say as i continue to eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and