Professor Doom and Gloom👻

upstanding member of society.

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

Socialisation is so strange, lmao.

One minute you’re blissfully unaware of someone’s existence, the next minute they’re the centre of your world and you couldn’t possibly imagine a life without them.

Crazy.

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

@abyhonour If I read it any other way, I’ll not recognise it

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

4-3-2-2 for MTN, 3-3-2-3 for Airtel lmao

[Mike Hawke @abyhonour]

In what formation do you call out your phone number?
I do 3-3-2-3
If you call my phone number for me in any other format, I won't know it's mine.

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

The worst thing to be rn is unemployed

[¿bel? @neooruko]

i really hate the distress that comes with being broke. like what even is the point of existing when you’re broke?

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

@SASAoyobio In Uyo?😳

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

I have like 100 naira in my GT account and these people still debited me for stamp duty charges. Talk about kicking a woman when she’s down😔

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

I’ll never forget how affirming this thing felt

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

Shout out to that woman who referred to me as “young man” one chilly evening at Ibom Plaza.

She might’ve been onto something.

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

What a weird ass dream.

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I believe I was put on this earth to make women laugh and also cum

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

Love mine home and in bed by 9pm😇

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

@AirtelNigeria how is it that I subscribed 100GB for a month but more than 80GB has finished within 2 weeks???

[asabi @uxtobiaf]

Please what’s the most effective method of getting refunds from airlines? Who knows please?

[Lola___Tola🥵❤️ @L_TOLADE]

I need a job in Ibadan🤲🥺
Customer service representative
Admin
Front desk officer/Secretary

I am a fast learner too🤲

Please help!!!!!!!!!🙏

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

@GOTIK001 Thank you!

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

I’m sorry😔

[sexaholics anonymous @dfordai]

no cus yea u should not be dating if you ain’t got no damn money wtf i thought that was something we all knew ???

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

I feel like brands make things up sometimes because I’m pretty sure that nobody asked for strawberry flavoured cornflakes 🫩

[𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾 @notthatcrazyfr]

the primary function of my heart na to love my babe, after that if e wan pump blood make e pump

[Professor Doom and Gloom👻 @th3__win]

Hi, pls who knows a plumber on the island or Yaba environs that they can recommend asap? It’s very urgent.
Also pls retweet, thank ya.🙏🏾