Th3 Ph3d

he/him. Open to new road warrior/remote opportunities. Suited for gov/mil jobs. Sysadmin. Linux, Android, and security enthusiast. Part cyborg.

[Th3 Ph3d @th3ph3d]

Just in case this bird site goes up in flames more than it already is, I can also be found on Mastodon.
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Anybody else seeing a #lumen / #centurylink #outage? Looks like the route between DEN and ABQ (If not more) is down.

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@wiglenet Aaah, that would explain why I can't hit y'all via my cell carrier and why the apps are slow.

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It's not requiring a patch for an EOL product today, but I swear that @SwiftOnSecurity is a clairvoyant.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

When @CISAgov makes you release a patch for your end-of-life product because the vulnerability is so bad

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@dakacki I love that because of this at least one company exists to sell stickers that cover the lights. I've been happy with the LightDims. (If you hang out on a single page of their website for about 2 minutes, a box pops up to buy a set for $1.)

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@SwiftOnSecurity @CISAgov Is this about the Server 2008 and 2008R2 patches for CVE-2024-43461?

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@spaceghost Give your date your contact info via the NFC chip implanted in your hand. Then go to the park and terrorize ducks with your flashlight collection. Worked great for my first date with my now wife.

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A+++ writing as always.

"This is probably my finest moment. I’m 43, standing in the kitchen with some stuffed animals, about to dig into a ramekin full of thawing mayonnaise topped with unicorn Magic Shell, whipped cream, and a cherry, while my wife is still at work."

[Fake Governor Cox @FakeGovernorCox]

Honestly, I don’t think Trump is scared of debating Harris. It doesn’t take a law degree to know a felon shouldn’t be talking to a prosecutor. #PresidentialDebate2024

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@ComradeEevee If you want a Buttermilk biscuit, do the first recipe. If you want to try a yogurt-based one, do the second.

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@ComradeEevee For baking stuff, I look to either J. Kenji López-Alt's recipe (https://t.co/bpZtxftTNH) or Stella Parks recipe (https://t.co/BmPvENuoEw)

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Might be a while till I figure out how well I did.

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I'm feeling tired, so I've finished submitting my #wigle #WWWD files. Good luck to everyone that's played this year, it's been fun!

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@josephfcox Hello, IT, have you tried turning it off and on again, and again, and again, and again......

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I think my #wardriving setup may take first place for jankiest mounting hardware. #wwwdDC32 #wwwd #HardHatBrigade

[Miss Jackalope / @[email protected] @djjackalope]

Omg omg omg omg omg

#usps #dnd #stamps #philatelic #foreverstamp

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@_fl4re Congrats! I've always wanted to learn flying but life seems to get in the way.

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@MalwareJake There is no good coffee shop along the strip.

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@SchottHappens Since 2001, Utah will auto-register men for the draft when applying for a driver's license. 53-3-234 Driver license application -- Selective Service Registration

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@Earth2075 @Waymo Ah, yes. The one that can't do automatic wipers correctly.