GIDƎON

Black Gentleman | Software Engineer | Content Creator

[zack @ZackAsAlways123]

Theater employees when you ask for a poster

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

When DoorDash tries to suggest you give a 40% tip

[GIDƎON @tha_Gidi]

I'm ready to have one more cat in my house. There have been 3 in the last couple days and it's not so bad, its time Rock got a brother...or sister

[Nolan Guy @yournolanguy]

Employees at the supermarket as soon as your card declines

[izz @izzafk]

when you’re the only one who brought a charger on the trip

[Victor @VicTheArchAngel]

Sister just asked for the Netflix password

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

When you ask for the wifi password at your mate’s house

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

This tragedy did not even make the news. What’s the value of the average Nigerian life?

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

New avatar is a woman too.
We can finally slander Korra without being called misogynists.

[St1ka @St1ka]

Really cool of Sony to give everyone a free, hands-on preview of their all-digital future today

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Ministry of Health gets N36m for the health of 250 million people.

Fake agency to get N1.3bn.

But Relax, Tinubu is fixing Nigeria 👍

[Raven @raven_brah]

HR recruiters when you apply to a job they posted

[Casey Kenny Mongillo (ケイシ・モンジロ) 🌟 @CaseyTheVA]

Huh. Turns out play *does* have limits.

[gst @wearegst]

The CBN doesn't want you to see what it is doing with your money.

[۟ @filmfae]

deleting a tweet once people start trying to get hit quote tweets off of it

[kayla @brunettemocha]

when the debt collectors start calling you from different phone numbers 15 times a day to make a payment

[🦋 @RISEOFVENUS]

netflix when they deny access to my other device because i only paid for the most basic plan

[SUPERBRO @Rushu_Tushu]

apple store employee after I ask them to repair my EarPods I bought in 2016:

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

pharmacists when customers arrive at the pharmacy

[𝙈𝙧𝙕𝙚𝙙💫 @spinitbackzed]

Me when my friend asks for Hotspot