Black Jerry Seinfeld

irrationally confident

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I miss the days when you could quit your job and have a new one three days later...

[Margaret Meloni🇦🇷🇧🇷🌷 @margaretmelonii]

Afirmar que tem beleza renascentista é basicamente dizer que os pais são primos.

[Jay @jaywalkthewalk]

@DragonflyJonez 0.4 Derek Fisher, Ray Allen 3, and this 29 point chokejob. Spurs got the worst losses.

[Daig Muse⚡️ @DaigMuse]

SPURS BLEW A 29 POINT LEAD

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Has anyone got a job through LinkedIn or are we all just pretending that app works?

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

ur whole life can be altered just by associating with someone. so yes. be selective.

[flex @lowkflex]

Being bald will be a sign of poverty in twenty years

[Black Jerry Seinfeld @thablackadonis]

6th man like louuuu

[Emmit Douglas @emmitonair]

Manu Ginobili or Jamal Crawford isn’t available: name a NBA 6th man.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not marry a woman who does not know how to be bored!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

People in their 30s, has anyone else gone from being super ambitious about climbing the corporate ladder to not wanting to work at all?

[Black Jerry Seinfeld @thablackadonis]

God no

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

LeBron James and Rich Paul are reportedly planning to ask for a MAX contract from the Lakers, per @basketballtalk.

WOW. 😳
(h/t @RTNBA)

[Duopoly Destroyer @realnikohouse]

4.2% inflation is actually nuts. How are Americans not out in the streets flipping cars?!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It genuinely makes no sense to me why so many older people get angry about remote work or the four-day week. Why are you so desperate for younger people to be just as exhausted and miserable as you were?

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Inflation hit 4.2% year-over-year in May, erasing all wage growth.

[Black Jerry Seinfeld @thablackadonis]

He so real for this 😂

[Dan Patrick Show @dpshow]

"Dan, you know I'm hoping they fire me. I got 6 or 7 years left on my contract that they know I've got no chance of doing. I would love for them to fire me and have to pay me for the next 6 or 7 years." 😅

– Charles Barkley on his "Cardi D's" comment

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The job market is so bad that you can only pursue your dreams now

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

One of these movies has Natalie Portman, the Across the Stars theme, and Sir Christopher Lee dueling three Jedi in a row.

The other one has uhhhhh Rose Tico

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

So if social security goes into insolvency by 2032 what tf happens to all the money that’s been taken out of my check for the past decade????

[Rodger @TheRodged]

The "you instantly die if you quit your job" economy.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Some of you take these jobs way too seriously. No job is worth snitching on coworkers, skipping breaks, coming in on your days off, working unpaid overtime, or refusing to use your PTO or call out. Especially not for dead-end jobs with zero room for growth.