dead f-ing serious all the time (parody)

Improvisor. Former Tailgater @gbhunting. Jeremiah (S1), Silas (S2) on ENNIE Gold award-winning @aintslayed. LPC, ASAT, LCDC-I. Bad comedian. Has good boy.

[dead f-ing serious all the time (parody) @thacktor]

This is Chip. He lives with me starting Monday. You may all be jealous.

[dead f-ing serious all the time (parody) @thacktor]

It takes a Karl Anthony Village, y’all

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Tom Green in 2007 explaining to a 39-year old Joe Rogan about podcasts — and how creators can go direct to audience on the internet — on Tom Green’s webshow in Tom Green’s living room while drinking Coronas really was one of the most important moments in modern media history:

[Alison 🌾 @alison_renner]

And there you have it.

Arlington Cowboys
Arlington Rangers
Addison Mavericks
Plano Stars

Professional sports used to bring cities together. Now greedy ownership dismantles them.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Republican attack ad: “Why Does
Ken Paxton Go Easy on Child Predators?

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

academics trying to save the humanities

[MavsMuse @MavsMuse]

“They’ll remember June 2nd in the Dallas Mavericks franchise, FOREVER.”

15 years ago, today. The greatest comeback in NBA Finals history.

[Latinometrics @LatamData]

ARGENTINA | Tech billionaire Peter Thiel relocates to Argentina, citing concerns about the U.S. future and shared ideology with leadership.

(NYT)

[dead f-ing serious all the time (parody) @thacktor]

Thunder/ref combo are such garbage that myself and all my Mavs friends are pro Spurs. Insane level of trash here. Spurs in 7

[Acyn @Acyn]

Talarico: Ken Paxton embodies everything that’s wrong with our political system. He was impeached by his own party for using his public office to enrich himself and his donors at our expense. And that kind of corruption is the rot at the core of this broken system.

It’s why we can’t afford anything. It’s why we can’t get ahead no matter how hard we work—because billionaires buy these politicians like Ken Paxton, and then these puppet politicians turn around and rig the rules of the game in favor of the billionaires at our expense.

And so this has been happening for 50 years in this country. Mega donors and their puppet politicians have been stealing from the American people, from the people of Texas, stealing the wealth that we created through their bribes, their bailouts, and their billionaire tax breaks.

And so I look forward to not only running against Ken Paxton, but running against the broken system that he embodies.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Jeff Bezos capped his salary at $82,000. Not because he's modest or because he wanted what's best for society and his company but because salaries are taxed.

Instead, he borrows against his $230 BILLION stock to fund his lifestyle UNTAXED No paycheck = no income tax.

The he jumps on TV and said he pays his fair share of taxes. They think we're stupid.

[dead f-ing serious all the time (parody) @thacktor]

OH SHIT

- Adrian Beltre

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

We have mutually agreed to part ways with head coach Jason Kidd.

A Mavericks champion, Hall of Famer and coach who helped lead this franchise back to the NBA Finals. Thank you, Jason. #MFFL

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Reporter: The DOJ has this new fund — $1.7 billion. Why should taxpayers pay for the January 6ers?

Trump: Because in my world, loyalty outranks law. They broke the rules for me, so you pay the bill for them. That’s the transaction.

[dead f-ing serious all the time (parody) @thacktor]

lol get rekd Greg

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Texas Supreme Court rejects the governor's effort to remove Democrats from office over leaving the state to delay redistricting. https://t.co/t0mfdMdDFN

[dead f-ing serious all the time (parody) @thacktor]

@nypost Completely in-tact salt rim and no straw, looks like bullshit

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

The fuckin president is asleep and the sec of health is ranting about teenage cum hahah why is this on the news

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA when Trump fixes a problem he created in the first place:

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

When I say the country is institutionally rigged for Republicans I’m talking about how Virginia gets their maps struck down after a two year process involving multiple legislative sessions and a statewide referendum but Tennessee can just decide not to enfranchise Memphis anymore