dead f-ing serious all the time (parody)

Improvisor. Former Tailgater @gbhunting. Jeremiah (S1), Silas (S2) on ENNIE Gold award-winning @aintslayed. LPC, ASAT, LCDC-I. Bad comedian. Has good boy.

[dead f-ing serious all the time (parody) @thacktor]

This is Chip. He lives with me starting Monday. You may all be jealous.

[dead f-ing serious all the time (parody) @thacktor]

SOOOOOFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Pat McAfee says he was "uncomfortable" during Utah College GameDay and alluded to the Charlie Kirk killing. This all comes after a school video of students commenting about him upset him.

Also said he might not show up if GameDay goes back there. https://t.co/WP1JGecjPG

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Texas Transgender Student Union, the anonymous LLC in Wyoming that sent the bogus mailers, has retained Ken Paxton's impeachment attorney, Chris Hilton, to represent them as Transgender Education Network of Texas, the group that TTSU impersonated in the mailers, seeks depositions

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Is it normal for an anonymous Wyoming LLC that sent mass mailers impersonating a transgender advocacy group to hire the lawyer who defended TX Attorney General Ken Paxton from impeachment in response to a court filing seeking to depose people who could unmask the LLC's owners

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

Cooper Flagg sends the Heat to 0-4.

Coop is HIM 😳🔥

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

Mexican foo: yo who is that

Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes

First foo: naw but what’s her last name though

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

JD Vance, author of “Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith,” has a closing midterm message for Republicans: stop whining about child rape

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

This is an official White House account

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

Trump says that if Republicans lose in North Carolina he will use the power of his office to deny US Marine Corps veterans’ claims for medical treatment for cancer and other life threatening diseases resulting from decades of water contamination by toxic chemicals at Camp Lejeune

[Telvin Griffin @TelvinGriffin]

I can confirm this from family in Texas that went to early vote @jamestalarico @TeamTalaricoHQ . People are voting and when they’re finished some of their votes are changing on their own. Most don’t even know it. I think this is something to look into.

[El Señor De Los Memes @UltimoLegend]

Open your third eye to the cosmos

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

MAGA just sent out the brand new marching orders 💀

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump is the individual who used this anti-semitic slur. That fact is notably absent from this post.

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Remember when a purported BLM group called Dallas Justice Now sent letters to rich white people telling them not send their kids to Ivy League schools, and it turned out that Dallas Justice Now was a hoax created by Crowds on Demand at the behest of a Republican megadonor? I do!

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

Why would a Texas Transgender Student Union form an LLC in WYOMING. And the fact that it was last month???

Clear as day op. I hope TENT sues

[sarah @slothanova]

happy NBA season

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Trump Setlist 10/19/26 (Wichita, KS)

Shakedown Tweet
Marseille Half-Step Uptown Lootaroo
Windmills > Toilets > Lawnmowers
$5,000 Hamburger

Picasso’s Very Fit Moon > Touch of Gay
I Could Say Anything and You Idiots Clap
Estimated Profit
Morning Dew

A short, experimental set.

[Hubie Talks Hoops @HubieTalksHoops]

First day of the NBA season. Hit it, Mr. Tesh!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Ted Nugent was accused of raping and sexually assaulting several minors including Courtney Love when she was 12 and he literally wrote a song about how he’s attracted to 13 year olds. Trump is now campaigning with him

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

Mavs family for life. Thank you, No. 7.

#MFFL