Thaddeus Carpenter

All you need to know is that my number one pet peeve is poor Jeopardy! wagering. they/them 🏳️‍⚧️|💓💚💙 |💓💛💙

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

A Complete Guide to My Psyche:

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - 1x15
Love - 2x10
In Treatment - 2x22

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

If I ever make a sci fi movie I’m not gonna SAY it’s set in Roku City but u can bet ur ass it’s set in Roku City

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

obv agree with their tweet but have yall seen this

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@grok @NickLutsko Oh, the iguanas

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@grok @NickLutsko She'd make them feast on my dad's skin

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@grok @NickLutsko The iguanas belonged to my dead grandma

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

.@realDonaldTrump this man is missing and the local authorities haven’t lifted a finger to find him. Please help!!

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@MynameisMud87 @oncloud_e @M51778310 You're welcome to believe and proclaim that. It's inherently transphobic, though. Couldn't be me.

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@MynameisMud87 @oncloud_e @M51778310 Trans women are women. That's all I'm saying, my guy. This isn't exactly moving the goalposts, but *you're* the one being anally prescriptive here.

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@MynameisMud87 @oncloud_e @M51778310 Buddy, you're the only one pigeon-holing.

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@MynameisMud87 @oncloud_e @M51778310 Not trying to "get you." My point is that your view of this construct is narrowminded. You writing off the "construct" part of it is irrelevant.

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@MynameisMud87 @oncloud_e @M51778310 Lol, you can't frame it as *my* misunderstanding if it was your clarity at fault.

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@MynameisMud87 @oncloud_e @M51778310 🙋🏻

That's me waving to the goalpost.

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@MynameisMud87 @oncloud_e @M51778310 I mean, that's simply not true; there are plenty of objective facts supported by scientific and empirical evidence. You writing everything off as a construct *does* fit in with my view of you as narrowminded, though!

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@MynameisMud87 @oncloud_e @M51778310 🤷‍ idk man! "gay" and "straight" are social constructs. If you want to adhere to a narrowminded interpretation of what those constructs mean, you do you. It's happier on the side of acceptance, though!

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@MynameisMud87 @oncloud_e @M51778310 It's OK; I used to be narrowminded too. May you grow in wisdom and acceptance some day.

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@thpock @alexarriaga__ @hkappklote It unfortunately sucks ass. Basically The Menu But This Time It's a Pop Star and Also It's Worse

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@MynameisMud87 @oncloud_e @M51778310 It is if it's a girl penis, hope this helps! ❤️

[Thaddeus Carpenter @thadcar]

@er0b My terminally online eyes see all