thaddeus dziura

kalahati - połowa

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[thaddeus dziura @thaddyUra]

@TWarPhilosopher Go bells lmao

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

@SykenNFT @Dexerto now mine

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Niners fans after that first half

[thaddeus dziura @thaddyUra]

@heisuten Too easy. 575 is doable

[College Football Nerds @CFBNerds]

FSU punts up 7 with 2:15 left.
LSU muffs the punt to FSU.
FSU fumbles on the 1 with 1:25 left.
LSU drives 99 yards in 1:24
LSU scores with 1 second left.
FSU blocks the XP to win.

I love college football.

[thaddeus dziura @thaddyUra]

@espn Poole owns Smart rn. That man in his head

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Our place, Thursday. See you there @celtics.

[Ben @BenDoverForward]

@zorosbaby Observation haki (awakened) lvl 99

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

2022

[Shanthi Rexaline @shanthirex]

More details on $TSLA's $25k car...

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[thaddeus dziura @thaddyUra]

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[thaddeus dziura @thaddyUra]

@ResellCalendar wen lambo

[thaddeus dziura @thaddyUra]

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[thaddeus dziura @thaddyUra]

@richerd im staring at my new rug punk on the floor 😳 @rug_wtf

[RUG.WTF || Dr. Apes @RUG_WTF]

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ONLY 1000 EVER MADE.
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[thaddeus dziura @thaddyUra]

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[thaddeus dziura @thaddyUra]

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[Zed Kingsley @Zedkingsley]

I'm giving away this super rare founder's collection rug punk

Just follow, tag two friends, and of course tag @garyvee

will pick one when there's 1000 likes, follows, or RTs or @rug_wtf will kick me from the discord