rich chocolatey ovaltine

unreasonable. unprovoked. unserious.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Student responded to my joke with "is that another reference from before we were born?"

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

gonna prank my landlord when he come to collect rent tomorrow lmaooo gonna get him so good

[• @yducknow]

when there was a fight in the group chat but you were asleep

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me after I pass a state trooper

[Shaya Rhymes ✍🏾 @ShayaRhymes]

Hardest part about being raised like this is watching the family fall apart as your grandparents pass away

[Shllemy🍉 🎄 @Shllllemy]

Just got reminded that we as a society used make shit like these with zero ai involved

[✧˚ @Kinngszn]

Tedium

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

She has the best comfort movies

[Nicholas Rice @NicholasARice]

When you really think about it, this truly is one of our greatest cultural moments

[Ocean Kelly @heyoceankelly]

watching this is making me sick cuz 2018 is starting to have "that look"

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

If 3 Black people took a White man on a boat expedition and didn’t return with him the president would be making a speech right now.

Rest in power Nolan Wells

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Your phone when you say you want to buy something

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

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