Shern Fern

Blurring the lines between news and nonsense

[Brian Feinzimer @bfeinzimer]

The crowd is chanting “I don’t see no riot here, why are you in riot gear?”

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

This week, I am introducing the Ending Qualified Immunity Act to eliminate qualified immunity and restore Americans’ ability to obtain relief when police officers violate their constitutionally secured rights.

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

If you had any doubt about America’s priorities, here’s how the people killing us are equipped vs the people keeping us alive

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Always be more critical of the people upholding the racist system than the ones who are fighting against it.

[Shern Fern @thams_up]

@bonpreepree You’ll do great 🙏🏾

[Shern Fern @thams_up]

@miyyani07 @bonpreepree 😩😩

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@miyyani07

[Shern Fern @thams_up]

On Monday’s, if it’s not Game of Thrones related, I’m scrolling right past you

[Philou @philbaety]

All of Florida whenever the Chicken Tender Pub Sub goes on sale

[agassy rodriguez (he/him) @Agassy_R]

I don’t know how someone can watch/listen to #BeyoncéHomecoming and NOT think that she is one of the (if not the) top performer and entertainer of our generation

[Rachel Slocum @RachelSlocum]

me: *sees people wearing Gator gear at the airport*

Don't say it
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me: "Go Gators"

[Shern Fern @thams_up]

Watching the Macy’s day parade is really telling of my age bc I don’t recognize any of these performers

[Shern Fern @thams_up]

Making my way through #Cravings2 @chrissyteigen 🤤

[Shern Fern @thams_up]

@ChillAznDrPhil Yeah I thought so too 🤔

[Shern Fern @thams_up]

Just got asked if I was married in a residency interview. Wondering if they ask all their male applicants the same question.