No.

Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.

[No. @thaprototype]

We drove by chemtrails and my eldest started talking about how the government uses them to put chemicals in the sky. I asked her how she knew and she said you told me. I haven’t talked to her about chemtrails since she was two when I’d jokingly tell her conspiracy theories. 😅

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

CIA accused of 'poisoning the sky' with toxins as files expose secret weather control agenda

[No. @thaprototype]

@Alexandrovna805 Yes, I do way more work when I wfh. I usually start earlier and end later.

[No. @thaprototype]

@Bronzed_Glow2 Do you have a deep freezer?

[No. @thaprototype]

I caught the flu and Covid once in my life and it was from my nephew who was 8 months old at the time. He sneezed directly into my face.

[Jen&Juice🧋🔜 AnimeFrontier @jen_rossyion]

One thing I noticed as an adult, you can survive being around other sick adults, but the moment you get near a sick kid???? Hang it up LMAAOOOO

[No. @thaprototype]

Just thinking about the fact that people
Had to potty train their kids in outhouses. Omg.

[No. @thaprototype]

My how the tables turn., My 7 year old is telling the toddler not to mix the different play-doh colors 😅

[No. @thaprototype]

Tis the season to spend $100 on a popcorn fundraiser.

[No. @thaprototype]

Jaxon Smith-Njigba WORKS hard for that money. OMG.

[No. @thaprototype]

@ThatsSooReagan Oh.

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

do the Lions know we can see them? like this is on national television

[No. @thaprototype]

@abike1999 Excuse me? 😭

[No. @thaprototype]

@noknowsgoes Pretty sure I liked your comment lol

[No. @thaprototype]

You’re right, it should be at least 4-6 weeks.

[Laura @sloeginpsyop]

This might be a hot take, but barring recovery from c-sections and the like, having a newborn in no way means you need to park yourself on a couch or in a bed for 3 weeks straight.

[No. @thaprototype]

My 3 year old nephews gets really annoyed when my sister personifies objects..This morning she told him that the tv gets tired and needs to rest. He looked at her like she was crazy and said “Mommy, tvs don’t need rest, it isn’t a person.” 🤣

[No. @thaprototype]

Meghan and Harry returning to the UK has my antennas going.. I think they know something’s about to go down and don’t want to be here for it.

[No. @thaprototype]

Sounds like a demon manifesting.

[elias phoenix @EliasTheKid]

came across sum videos of me being forced to audition for juilliard second year in a row (these were 2017, it was an hour before deadline). as seen, zion and mom would mentally torture me, zion locked me out the house at one point, and mom is blaming me for her dying of cancer

[No. @thaprototype]

2.5 weeks is not enough time. At least a month.

[DocumentingLibs @USADocumented]

A dad invited his son’s whole class to a birthday party.

21 kids. He sent the invites two and a half weeks early. He asked them to RSVP by the 10th.

Not one showed up.

Then the parents told him the quiet part: they’re not really his friends.

You can hear it in his voice. The anger. The heartbreak. A man who says he tries so hard to give his boy a good life, standing in a decorated pavilion with cake, gifts, and empty seats.

Then the local police and firefighters walked in.

They didn’t send a card. They showed up.

They became the party.

A kid should not have to learn, on his birthday, that nobody is coming. A dad should not have to thank the police so his son has someone to blow out candles with.

They did it anyway.

[No. @thaprototype]

I made a peanut butter chocolate chip banana bread loaf some years back and now I’m craving it. Dk the recipe or the modifications I made to it. 😵‍💫

[No. @thaprototype]

You’d be surprised at how many parents are like this.

[Jessica Malone Grider @mrs_g_rider]

There is someone in my life who desperately wanted babies, had them, and now that they're not babies anymore, she genuinely does not care much for them. She feeds, houses, and clothes them. And that's really it. She sits them in front of the TV all day long. It's unsettling.

[No. @thaprototype]

I walked by oil yesterday and told my husband we needed to start stocking up. Omg.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Costco is now rationing motor oil for due to the Iranian war, limiting members to one transaction and a maximum of two units every seven days.