tristan

why won’t it get better

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

oh you somehow managed to stop the maxey-lebron pick and roll this time? here’s a jaylen brown tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween tween

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

The only Taylor Swift wedding detail I care about is that she got married on a fucking FRIDAY. Like, are you poor?

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

women love edibles it reminds them of the apple

[Visa Cash App Racing Bulls F1 Team @visacashapprb]

SIX SEVEN!!!!! 🔥

#F1 #VCARB #BritishGP

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[PoliticsLs @PoliticsLs]

De-Flock your community

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[rio @pilgeousx]

done with spreadsheets
done with advanced stats
done with anything that involves a formula

basketball is about who’s a bitch and who isn’t and Chet Holmgren is a fucking bitch

[ٍ @horsepower]

Forza Horizon 7 should take place in Atlanta, Georgia.

[BlackPanthaa @BlackPanthaaYT]

the correct order

[redrum @griffisu]

women exaggerate shit so much they probably just asked rosa parks to scoot over

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

hang this mf up in the twitter hof

[Johnny “Apple” Seed @JohnASeed_]

Yes the rumors are true. I will be drinking, golfing, and gambling again this weekend. Any further questions?

[Cadillac Formula 1 Team @Cadillac_F1]

No place like home 🇺🇸

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

I like the idea of injecting yourself with untested peptides so you have 2% body fat while staring at excel in a suburban office park all day