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Noun/Noun/Noun/Batman!

[R @thatGuyFromGoa]

If she hasn't kissed you by the third date, she is there only for the FOOD.

[Protima Tiwary @DumbbellsnDrama]

I'm not even surprised. I know a bunch of men who would do exactly this and I'm proud of this woman for leaving her husband. Slay queen, slay

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Manchester United is saddened to bring you the following statement from the family of Denis Law.

[R @thatGuyFromGoa]

Gayatri Rajgor, at Code For Creatives nominated for the #WomenTech Global Awards 2024! Share to raise awareness! #womenintech #womeninstem #womenwhocode #WTGA2024 @womentechnet https://t.co/gCOlfSWZGL

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Every single one of these videos is AI-generated, and if this doesn't concern you at least a little bit, nothing will

The newest model: https://t.co/zkDWU8Be9S

(Remember Will Smith eating spaghetti? I have so many questions)

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

We received a report that the vehicle failed to stop for a red light

We have deducted 2 points from the drivers licence and they will be fined £8,008.13

[R @thatGuyFromGoa]

@janwhyy Have you met 'Organic'?

[R @thatGuyFromGoa]

@janwhyy Swap entirely to any UK banks. Starling, Monzo etc if banking society don't let you open an account. Wise for travels.

[R @thatGuyFromGoa]

@janwhyy Welcome!!!

[R @thatGuyFromGoa]

How have we gone from Varane - Martinez to Evans - Maguire 😂😂

[R @thatGuyFromGoa]

@janwhyy No problem at all :)

[TfL @TfL]

The planned industrial action on London Underground services from 23 July to 29 July has been suspended.

Planned strike action on the National rail network is still taking place on 22 and 29 July which may affect some District Line, London Overground, Elizabeth line and Tram services.

For more information head to https://t.co/9g7NYldF3d

[R @thatGuyFromGoa]

@Shweta_97 Need a drink

[Craig @panks_79]

Thank you for such a lovely welcome @SheffieldUnited. This is me and my Dad on the way out of the match this evening.

Now in an ambulance on way to hospital. He’s a 70 year old man. This is what some of your ‘fans’ thought was appropriate.

[KUSH @KUSH23TV_]

To celebrate United winning the derby I’m giving away someone who likes and retweets this 12K FIFA Points… 🚨⚽️🥳

[R @thatGuyFromGoa]

@CommunityFibre is the internet down in E6!!!?

[R @thatGuyFromGoa]

@OGtrashtalk 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 Informer @CODMW4Informer]

From now on, we’ll be DM’ing #MWII BETA CODES to people at random that LIKE/RT our tweets.

Even tweets that have nothing to do with winning a beta code for example, news/info tweets.

We see you liking/RT’ing, we drop you a beta code in the DM’s :)

[ModernWarzone @ModernWarzone]

🚨 MW2 GIVEAWAY 🚨

We are giving away 1 copy of #ModernWarfare2 on the platform of your choice! Here’s how to enter for your chance to win! 👇

• RT this tweet ♻️
• Like this tweet ❤️
• Be following MWZ and @dougdagnabbit

Thats it! Winner will be randomly chosen! Good luck!

[Robbie Savage @RobbieSavage8]

Proud dad ❤️ @charliesavage84 @ManUtd