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#Writer #RN 💉No gods no masters.✨🌟 ♊ Slytherin. Advocte 🌈 music lover...and public health nurse. I'm not gonna answer your DMs unless you are #normanreedus

[Hey Nurse @that_btchkrissy]

Looks like Covid isn't going away yet. I'm tattooing NO CODE on my chest but just in case play lots of @weezer in my room because that will deadass raise me from the grave.

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

There are 119 members of the current Congress who are 70-years-old or older.

24 of them are over 80.

The US Capitol Building is the world's most expensive nursing home.

[Subi-doo 🐸 @suzamaroo]

It’s July 2nd—Todd Blanche was ordered to release the Epstein files or a justification as to why he’s not releasing them, today. Tick tock mother fucker.

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

Why aren’t we being informed about the health and prognosis of @SenMcConnell??

As a Kentucky voter, I am entitled to know if my Senatorial representative is lucid, vegetative, or deceased.

If the news was good, we would know it.

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

So if Mitch McConnell did pass away would Trump demand the news be kept private until after the 4th of July so as not to distract from his Freedom 250 party?

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Wow. Look at how many people came to Trump's State Fair. Everyone loves Trump- no wait, sorry, this is Obama's inauguration. These people despise Trump. My bad.

[Liquidlaugh @sasha_monet41]

I think when McConnell was found unconscious
the GOP voted to go on vacation to avoid questions about Mitch being dead.
Mitch is most likely dead
Even his family will not comment about his recovery.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Rape children on Epstein Island: no consequences.

Climb the Empire State Building to spread a message of love: arrested immediately.

🤡🌎

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Live look at Donald Trump and his mistress Natalie Harp, getting ready for their weekly Wednesday night date-night.

[B mac @mcpherson_k]

230 pounds y’all 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

He looks like the front half of a singing centaur.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Damn communists...

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

There is a gigantic Washington D.C. press corps. Every news organization has reporters there. So why is no one trying to find out if Mitch McConnell is currently dead or alive?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

A president trying to force a change to the Constitution by executive order should be impeached and imprisoned for treason.

[Kevin M. Nelson @KevinMNelsonUSA]

We need new House and Senate rules:

If you are MIA for more than 72 hours, without an official, documented communication with the Speaker or Majority Leader- you lose your seat, period!

McConnell is Not the first walking zombie to go missing for days without proof of life.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

People are saying trump is the fattest president since Taft. Hell, the motherfucker looks like he ate Taft.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

🇺🇸 As we approach the 250th Anniversary of the USA, I'm posting this video so we NEVER forget what Trump's Patriots did on January 6th.

Instead of honoring our Constitution's Peaceful Transfer of Power, seditious Donald unleashed a deadly MAGA MOB on our Capitol to overthrow our fair & just election results because he lost.

THIS is true Patriotism looks like 👇

[Paul Jacobs @PaulJacobsMedia]

We are just returning the favor

[daz @MetamateDaz]

CERN finally shut the machine down until 2030.

THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING:

our actual ages, metabolisms, hairlines, credit scores and pre-2012 -2019 personalities should begin returning within 3–5 business days.

Congratulations everyone, we made it through the storm.