Tim Weaver

1986, Gibbo and all that

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

"Okay Tonda, we want this to be warm and bring people onto your side. So stare down the camera lens unnervingly and only blink every minute or so. Perfect."

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

A personal message from Head Coach, Tonda Eckert.

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

@Scrimshaw_Bill @JuliaSF1993 @JillFilipovic British pronunciation is more like rizz-otto never heard anyone put an ah or a sound into the word

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

@pdserrano @aagulla_TV Keepers move during the motion of the kick, that split second of movement allows them to reach nearly any shot to that side of the goal as long as its at a saveable height. If they wait and try to react, nearly every on target penalty will go in. They only have ~0.4s to reach it

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

@gladio_descent @morallawwithin It mostly pronounced like pass-tuh, no r sound anywhere near it

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

I'm sorry why is a big lump of a centre half doing a stutter step pen. Know your place and put your laces through it and keep it low

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

@louorns @MetTedBoro Haven't watched it back too much (don't want to because it just makes me feel shite) but on first glance I literally had these thoughts.

And from playing Sunday league as a keeper, if you aren't 100% sure you're catching the ball, you just punch it rather than try parry it away

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

@mascarrra @anyotherleader1 Sort of like billy bear ham

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

@DavidFe20490699 @BondAngle12 They initially said start training last Friday. Decided not to and gave the players a break/holiday. Kim Hellberg was in Sweden for the weekend, light training on Monday day off on Tuesday.

So pretty much the same timeline as Hull.

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

@DavidFe20490699 @BondAngle12 You really think your coaching staff have completely neglected the fact that you might have been playing Boro? And Boro have literally documented it, we returned to light training on Monday, had Tuesday off then started back properly on Wednesday, the exact same time as Hull 😂

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

@DavidFe20490699 @BondAngle12 So just as an example, if this had been the 100m at the Olympics, Athlete X tests positive for PEDs after winning the Semi final but Athlete Y finished 3rd. Athlete Y goes into the final because X is disqualified.

Genuinely baffled at how many people don't understand this

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

@DavidFe20490699 @BondAngle12 If a team has to forfeit or gets expelled from a comp, the team they were playing (Boro) take their place. It’s nothing new in Football, I don’t see why it’s so hard to understand.

There you go

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

@dkaustin87 In the 2024 Olympics the 100m final had a 0.12s difference between 1st and 8th. That's 1.22% difference, if any of those athletes took an illegal supplement to try gain that 1% they would be thrown out regardless of the benefit or not.

That's what Southampton did.

[Boropolis @Boropolis]

HAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN…

• Lord Pannick KC.
• Tonda Eckert.
• Taylor Harwood-Bellis.
• Finn Azaz.
• William Salt.
• Matt Le Tissier.
• Alfie House.
• Rickie Lambert.
• Rishi Sunak.

YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELLLLLL OF A BEATING!

#Boro | #UTB | #SaintsFC

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

@SouthamptonFC WHEEEEY ya bunch of cheating knobends

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

🎶Pannick on the streets of Southampton🎶

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

Why are 37,604 Southampton fans coming to watch Boro Vs Hull?

[Southampton Away Followings @sfcawaynumbers]

Wembley allocation increased to 37,604. Expect this to sell out today. #SaintsFC

[luke @louorns]

HAAAS ANYONE SEEN

TOMBOLA ECKTARDS TACTICS
COCK SALT
MATT LE TISSIER’ GLOBAL WARMING LASER BEAMS
FINN AZAZ IN BIG GAMES
TINKER TAYLOR SOLIDER SPY
WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING HOME
LIVE STREAMING
TWITCH
SAINTS ROB LEFT EYE

[Boropolis @Boropolis]

Good evening, #SaintsFC supporters.

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

@danamalt I genuinely don't get it either, I would be offit with anger at the club not the opposition. It seems like so many of them genuinely believe they are completely innocent or it was a lone wolf thing 🤷
Anyway, I hope you're okay in yourself and it's not hit you too hard but UTFB

[Tim Weaver @that_timweaver]

10 point deduction applied to this season sounds fine to me 🤷

[Saint Hudson @sainthudson]

ABSOLUTE JOKE! The media have heavily influenced this! #SaintsFC beat #Boro and no spying had anything to do with that and Boro shouldn’t be rewarded for losing! Just give us a fine and a points deduction and be done with it #SaintsFC