Titney Wogarty

Minneapolis, Minnesota

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within minutes of hanging up the phone after talking to my close friend about how grotesque and irredeemable the carceral system is i did immediately see the eric adams headline and i did immediately say out loud "let's fuckin GO" and that's on the joy of life's complexity baby

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Lmfao I’m the uncultured swine bc I said mescal instead of mezcal. Feel free to draft drop about how dumb I am

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Draft drop round 3

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Crab rave is just days away for this one

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Senator Mitch McConnell freezes up again during a press conference.

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Saw a car pull into the parking lot of my job half hour before close & thought “ok if it’s an older man I’ll flirt one last time tonight to make money” so I eye fucked this stranger thru the window for 2 min while they got out their car only to realize it was my OWN DAD

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I thought stimmy season was over

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The other night Jack and I were 2 hours into a movie called “Air Force One” or some shit that was all about being on a plane when I finally looked up and said “are they on a spaceship?”

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My gf will spend the entire episode on her phone and then be confused about what happened

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Jack with an absolute banger snap. Had me silent cry laughing for 3 hours straight

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My re tweeting of old tweets is for me and me only

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#riprudys you were a hell of a time to go to after getting a minor or supplying minors

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St. Cloud state baybeeeeeee

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Solid day of notes

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Throw back Saturday

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Let me watch your kids

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MY LEGACY LIVES ON

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Mom preparing me for a discussion with my dad

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#TextsWithGuyIPreviouslyNanniedFor

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Thankful texts from oldest sis ugh

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Nanny dad sent this to me after I declined his offer to nanny his bitch ass kids again this summer