Marissa

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

Feeling alone in a crowded room, nothing new

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

There can only be one best mother in the world so most of you are lying

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

"you're at the end of the bar looking like a cousin fucker and you wanna talk shit to me?"

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

blows my mind how ignorant people continue to be

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

last night me and Danyele almost beat up a guy at a party for calling our friend (who is openly gay) a "fucking faggot"

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

she fell for him and hasn't gotten up since

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

no...i swear i wasn't creeping. oh, you got that notification? oops...still don't know who did that...

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

i hate it when you click on something anrld accidentally like it, like fml.

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

gym music/mood

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

i feel disgusting.

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

No rational person really believes marijuana should be a Schedule 1 drug next to killer drugs like heroin. And yet that’s how it’s treated.

[MeanStreets Omaha @MeanStreetsOMA]

Something about a guy standing in traffic, pounding his chest, and yelling "I'm a nice guy!"
#OmahaScanner

[MeanStreets Omaha @MeanStreetsOMA]

Anonymous Caller to 911 says there is drug use and illegal sex going on

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

can't wait for these babies to show up on my doorstep😍 #onlineshoppingFTW

[MeanStreets Omaha @MeanStreetsOMA]

Caller says two males came to her house and asked to search her back yard for their lost "phone". She checked and found a revolver.

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

Valentine's day brings out all the creepers that've been hiding all winter

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

Once again Earth is dominating the Miss Universe pageant

[Marissa @thatbl0nd3betch]

the amount of people that try to hit you up after you get out of a relationship is seriously crazy to me...boy bye