Eth

The People’s Cutie Pie

[Eth @thatboyeth]

Does Mike Johnson want me to join DSA?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Johnson: The DSA… this is their platform. They put this on paper!  

Abolish the electoral college or replace the two-party system with a multi-party democracy, expand the House of Representatives, implement proportional representation and rank choice voting in all elections… End all military and economic aid to Israel, prosecute US and Israeli leaders responsible for the genocide in Gaza

[big wuncie @wuncle42]

@verypalehipster traded GIANNIS to make your team look like some starbucks workers

[Eth @thatboyeth]

Can’t figure out why I’m having diarrhea. Gonna have to drink 12-16 beers for the third day in a row and think it over

[Eth @thatboyeth]

It turns out when I tell her “I’m soo drunk [triumphant]” she hears “I’m soo drunk [faggot that should kill himself]”

[Eth @thatboyeth]

Folks really pay for Mich Ultra drafts like they can’t just drink the sink water outta the bathroom for free 🤦‍♂️

[Eth @thatboyeth]

But the thing is, it is a lovely day for a Guinness

[Eth @thatboyeth]

Wearing my lovely day for a Guinness shirt to the pub feels like going to a concert in the headlining band’s tshirt

[Eth @thatboyeth]

@harrisongordo13 Baby is one of my favorite albums ever let’s fucking GO harrison gordon the band and I guess the guy too

[Eth @thatboyeth]

Corbin is a straight up gooner and Kenzie overestimates her freak. Jen and Gabriel are the real deal sluts, so they’ve got my vote

[Eth @thatboyeth]

This show should’ve been at the CANAL CLUB

[Bec @eddardkrak]

Saw some boobs. Huge fan

[tequila baggins @miamibrando]

They all made fun of me at school and called me “Boyfriend Dick” and “Mr. Make Her Cum First”

[Eth @thatboyeth]

Recently rekindled my passion for saying “That’s wassup.”

[Stuart Buck @stuartbuck1]

@TECleveland @cremieuxrecueil Despite some bogus grants, a lot of government is like this cartoon. I bet this "small team" would find a line item for "screwworm sterilization" and delete it, not knowing that they just devastated American farming: https://t.co/OAnAkxDSEK

[Eth @thatboyeth]

@wd3ncha @knjokvy @malcombutler11 @MediumSizeMeech This graphic looks like Massachusetts

[Eth @thatboyeth]

@JacobTurnerNC Double check your math on the Ireland game, big fella

[Eth @thatboyeth]

Boca Raton: boldly American in its pursuit of becoming a shopping mall with highways inside it

[Eth @thatboyeth]

@shitsurpants @corpseinorbit More like rooting for Jesus to defeat sin tbh

[Eth @thatboyeth]

It’s For You dawg it’s lit

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

On the straight edge subreddit posting "am i allowed to smoke cigarettes" then turning my phone on vibrate and shoving it down my pants

[Eth @thatboyeth]

@LucasGuido13 @UncleChaps Dude Perfect ass tweet