Fake Shane Lyons

professional fan of Cher, Papa John’s, and nipples - Southern Exposure spokesman - former AD of WVU - Bama Executive AD - parody account

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

Just imagine all the cocaine that could go up that trunk

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

I just snorted fajita seasoning.

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

Probably just your smelly ass wrinkled balls

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

I made it back before Cyclone Larry.

[Jeff Ruff @jeff_ruff]

The Big12 doormat in football and basketball. Good times.

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

Only thing I’m focusing on is hookers and blow. Isn’t it past your bedtime, geezer ass?

[Gold And Blue Zone @GoldAndBlueZone]

I'm entering the portal...

Pledging my fan allegiance to the highest bidder.

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

Let’s alter brain chemistry tonight, boys

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

Fake Wren couldn’t hang with me, bitch ass 😂

[Kevin Groden @dubv01]

@thatboyshane69 @TheOGPrezGee Hey! Don’t make me drive to Mobile or wherever the fuck your stupid ass is and make it rain with the blow I got for @FakeWrenBaker bitch. 😂

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

My Crimson Tide is ranked 4th in Men’s Basketball.

Enjoy sucking ass up there in Morgantown, @TheOGPrezGee.

It’s on your dog ass now

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

Fuck ya, baby carrot

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

How’s losing going @TheOGPrezGee?

Ya bitch ass

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

Pics or it didn’t happen

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

@TheOGPrezGee @caleb304wv At least I have nuts

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

3 inches

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

Was it right next to your blue pills, dwarf?

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

Oh I did, boo

[WVU Ball @NotABallMan]

@thatboyshane69 There is absolutely no way you just put Papa Johns over Little Ceasars

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

Give it 2-3 weeks, you’ll see fucking warts.

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

Enjoy my warts

[Fake Shane Lyons @thatboyshane69]

Condolences for my wife. Nobody should have to see what rotten cottage cheese looks like.