Lily Lu Vander Linde

iT's RuFf WhEn Ur ThA tOp BiTcH👑 u MiGhT rEcOgNiZe Me FrOm @dog_rates

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7 years ago I was on parole for biting th UPS man, still no regrets #hardenedcriminal

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Mom isn’t taking my hints that she should sleep somewhere else

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Mom said there was a coyote in my yard last night. Bitch please. That coyote has nothing on me #fightme

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@zirathecorgi coming from a mini aussie, I’m glad you’re getting the deserved publicity. I was featured on @dog_rates #aussiesrule

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@zirathecorgi I pee in Petsmart

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@seanangusmcguir @CanuckBoy670AM It won’t be. He said himself after the Outback Bowl that it wouldn’t be his last game with Michigan! #dadtoldme

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@seanangusmcguir smh don’t even like my tweets.

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@seanangusmcguir that’s right. don’t u ever furget it

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The Dogs of 2017

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i approve of @seanangusmcguir. he pets. he plays. he good

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mom and i are bored at home so we made a snapchat #emptynest

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@dog_rates @thekatester223 still shook

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Meet Lily. This is where she goes when the smoke detector batteries die. Not dealing with that h*ckery. 13/10 would comfort

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starting a pawtition to let @thekatester223 bring me to school

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idk why the fam is mad that i discovered the basement. it's my new (wee-wee) pad

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I have all of my humans home and no one is playing with me. Explain please

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Now here's a candidate I can get behind #sayNOtovacuums #ElectionDay

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HBD @kanyewest!!!! Here's me dancing to one of your songs #famous

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@thekatester223 bitch you're stuck with me

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TBT