Aditya Kumar Das ❤️

I hate bio, that's why I took pcm.

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

Why paint your room red when you can just throw your friend at the fan.

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

The friend who ended up being against you, had been hating you since the starting...
-Late Tupac🤍

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

My cousin always used to say that the way to a man's heart is always through his stomach, which is why he lost his job as a cardiac surgeon.🥲

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

What's common between a friend and a tree? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

Instead of "who's your daddy", I accidentally said, "How's your daddy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing her dad's cholesterol.

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

I just hate double standards.
Burn a body at a cemetery, you're being a "respectful friend". Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

According to a study, humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.🤷🏻‍♂️

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

"One man's trash is another man's treasure"
Wonderful saying. Though, the worst way to find out you were adopted.

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings , saying, "You'll be the next".
They soon stopped though,once I started saying the same to them at funerals.😈

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

Toxic people don't apologise, they just explain why they did it.

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

Life in childhood and in adulthood is so different that the things at which we used to cry in childhood makes us laugh in adulthood and the vice versa!🙃

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

Once upon a time, there was an e^x. He was sad because other mathematical functions differentiated him. Then differentiation came and sat by e^x and said "Don't be sad bro, differentiation doesn't change your value"
And that shit hit me hard😢

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

People change.
Feelings fade.
Friends leave.
Friends become enemies.
Lovers become strangers.
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LIFE GOES ON!!!☺️

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

People all around the world 364 days:- "All men a trash, all men are same"
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People on #InternationalMensDay :- "Men can cry, they are human too"

This reminds me of what "duniya" was, is and will be🙃

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

People try to come back when they realise that you were the only one who was literally giving a damn! 🤫✨

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

@shreyasiyaa 6969696969 - ye mera samsoong ka numer hai🤓

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

@didimemeswali (6)^2 - (4)^2 - (1)^2
Style of a science student 😉

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

@itxdivya

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

@funniest_chokri Those who don't love 🐼😏

[Aditya Kumar Das ❤️ @thatdankboy2]

Two countries got their respective independences in 1947, irony is how one entered mars and other is still trying to enter India 😐