That DC A-Hole

Part time comms guy, part time drinker, full-time a-hole. I tweet about DC shit and make fun of the shit I hear. Follow at your own risk. I tweet late at night.

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Lincoln was the 16th president which is ironic considering that is the average age the Lincoln Project Members hit on.

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Fuck. Stop. I can only get SO erect.

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Me: hungover as fuck, dead tired and trying not to vomit due to the Uber driver’s bad driving.

Outside on the corner: *two dudes preparing for a 5k*

Me:

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Hey! You! Yes, you! The one supporting Hamas and Palestine! You’re a Cunt

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Rub that Krystal Ball clearer and you MIGHT find some actual truth but this ain’t it.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

She spoke truth and was fired for it.

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Don’t worry. Gravity will help define you.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

I'm a 73-year-old woman - I go out to clubs and wear mini skirts because I refuse to let my age define me https://t.co/etWOxwp93J

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Fucking cope lol

[NBC News @NBCNews]

A once-robust alliance of federal agencies, tech companies, election officials and researchers that worked together to thwart foreign propaganda and disinformation has fragmented after years of sustained Republican attacks. https://t.co/6HV9PSrMpW

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Would you kindly shut the fuck up?

Jesus. Just admit you love dead Jews.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

U.S. policy is essentially that Netanyahu has no achievable goals in Gaza and a ground invasion risks regional war, including potential US troops. And also we should give him $14 billion in weapons with no restrictions, and say there are no red lines as he bombs refugee camps.

See how this doesn’t add up?

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Have fun!

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Likewise

[✌️ @magantifa]

@thatdcahole Wow you’re so different and unique

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Napalm never was so necessary

[Benjamin Alvarez @BenjAlvarez1]

Now: Pro-Palestinian rally in Washington, D.C.

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

There is almost nothing more self fucking important than a Hill Staffer.

Quit and go to Gaza and provide aid yourself dumb cunts.

[The Indypendent @TheIndypendent]

There’s a contingent of Biden staffers protesting here at the demonstration in DC. The crowd stretches from Freedom Plaza to the Capitol and beyond.

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Would you like some bread?

[🚬 @slenderbabes]

These two walk into your elevator

What’s your opener?

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Let’s make it a bakers’ dozen

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs says eleven bakeries have been destroyed in Gaza and only nine remain.

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Sorry, but silence is violence and if you refused to condemn, you agree.

These are *their* rules

[Nick Riccardi @NickRiccardi]

Beware conflating the views of some group of students that may represent .1-1% of the campus population w an entire student body, faculty and institution.

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Murderers of a feather…

[Christopher Rufo @christopherrufo]

Angela Davis and the BLM movement have always made excuses for the violent "decolonization" of their enemies, "from Ferguson to Palestine."

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Sorry for all the American hostages by Hamas that they aren’t lesbian basketball players

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

RNC is too busy buttfucking Trump and they know if they try and help Youngkin, Trump will have a fucking meltdown.

[Axios @axios]

As national Democrats pour millions of dollars into Virginia's legislative races, Republicans in the state are growing increasingly frustrated when they ask a simple question: Where is the RNC? https://t.co/idAkwBdofK

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

She’s going get Will to slap the fuck outta him too?

[New York Post @nypost]

Jada Pinkett Smith reacts to school pal Tupac Shakur’s murder suspect arrest https://t.co/maMXznXyen

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Comedic relief

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

What is the point of Karine Jean-Pierre?

[That DC A-Hole @thatdcahole]

Hope they got the cloven hooves

[The Hill @thehill]

Hillary Clinton’s portrait unveiled at State Department https://t.co/coY6fgncXt