lil bitch

just joking

[lil bitch @thatdogbitch]

literally why the fuck !!!! am i not on the beach right now playing and laughing

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

Whenever someone says that the greatest show of all time is The Sopranos or Breaking Bad or The Wire or Mad Men etc I think to myself, “This idiot has clearly never seen Vanderpump Rules seasons 2, 3, and 10.”

[lil bitch @thatdogbitch]

@talleyberrybaby distance relative was happily married until he left her for another woman & married the other woman, decades later he started a year long affair with his ex wife & ultimately left his second wife to get back w his first wife , love wins

[love drops @lovedropx]

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[lil bitch @thatdogbitch]

i truly believe a harlem shake revival would cure society

[lil bitch @thatdogbitch]

when u think about it, every boner comes from the heart <3

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Your baby on board sticker isn’t gonna make me any less drunk

[lil bitch @thatdogbitch]

walking into total wine like i’m That Bitch (here to buy torani syrup)

[lil bitch @thatdogbitch]

@Bridge_loreana yes :/

[lil bitch @thatdogbitch]

the most proud, openly gay guy from my hs who was obsessed w doing (amazing) lady gaga dance performances, is now super MAGA . truly gut wrenching whenever i see someone get lohanthonyed :(

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I bring a sort of “There should be no restrictions on border crossings or residence” vibe that infuriates people who have never deeply interrogated why they feel otherwise

[hot pink bitch named breakfast @ejenkins54]

him: are you fucking stupid

me:

[Spongus @_spongus]

the most insane thing i have ever seen in my entire life please god watch this

[lil bitch @thatdogbitch]

watching old rhony and i hate to say it but i’m seeing a lot of myself in ramona

[Sahib Singh @sahibcantsingh]

when the waitress says “anything else I can get for you”, so u know she’s feeling u

[jack rem @jackremmington]

So we started with a violation

[lil bitch @thatdogbitch]

every time it hits below 50 degrees in charleston I’m googling “what to wear when it’s cold”

[discourse & bravo @bravo_discourse]

oh ok

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

everyone who got pink pilates princess in their spotify wrapped