John THICC

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[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@WallStreetMav @JeffBezos @wholemars Except literally nobody in the bottom 50% actually thinks that way

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@WallStreetApes I bought that same collection and it’s still showing up fine

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@ResiVeteran The Comcast pricing model lmao

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@farzyness It reminds me of something in the late 2000’s

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@welovesweetboy_ @BrentSwancer Aka why didn’t ant man just crawl up thanos’ ass and grow writing

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@SenWarren You single handedly put tens of thousands of Americans out of work. This will be your biggest legacy and how you’re remembered.

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@SenWarren @JetBlue @SpiritAirlines @JusticeATR @USDOT Ya’ll can’t stop fucking us can you?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Active Shooter

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@JoshSneed why you lookin at me like that tho?

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@iky_fwjett

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@heyshipz Abandonment

[Blake Neff @BlakeSNeff]

A drug-addicted parasite stole a gun, walked up to a random pregnant woman in Seattle, and murdered her. Instead of just executing him, the state wasted three years “evaluating” him before reaching a plea deal acquitting him for “insanity,” so now millions of dollars can be spent “rehabilitating” him so that later left-wing activists can work for his release in the hopes he will get to do more drugs and kill somebody again.

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@thechosenberg Got laid off from my remote tech job in 2025 for 5 months and had a similar experience

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@lilviolet @YouTube If you like beer go to icicle brewing company

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

You occasionally get a moment that symbolizes everything wrong with this country. In this case it's a U.S. Marine veteran screaming out that no one wants to fight for Israel and a U.S. Senator breaking his arm. A perfect encapsulation of US foreign policy.

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@Rainmaker1973 WANT

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@3YearLetterman ‘Sup GREG

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@HeroDividend Or it could get 10x worse

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

On a scale of 1-10 how autistic are you?

Me:

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[John THICC @ThatDurpyGuy]

@piersmorgan Democrats fucking love losing