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more powerful than a snake

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don't fuck with me if you're wack

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Let me tell you as a comedian I am STOKED for jury duty. It's the captive-est audience I could legally hope for

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my gif keyboard hasn't seen enough movies

[kimberlee @kimberleeerose]

the haim sisters look like they were really good at soccer in middle school

[Django Gold @django]

I always drink a big cup of coffee in the morning so I have the energy to be frightened

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You know it's gonna be a good night when you get smoked up by a guy named Angel

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fuck you Elon musk this is a good ass joke

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I would've gone to Jeff Fest but I lost my fake ID

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I would've gone to Jeff Fest but I lost my fake ID

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I'm either fashionably late or altogether unfashionable

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I don't understand how riding the cowboy benefits his horse at all & at this point I'm too embarrassed to ask

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Making a playlist of songs I think are playing in the work truck but they're actually rural IL vehicle engines

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I just wanna say something funny enough that someone else tweets it

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not me testing new jokes at the milky chance concert urinals

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Shazam but for other people's band shirts

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Every advertisement plastered to the floor of a Jewel-Osco aisle is for a product I will definitely not be buying now

[THE Homosexual @elijahjames123]

Can we please normalize saying “my mojo is through the roof”?

I feel like saying “I’m horny as fuck right now” isn’t as sexy.

[Kait @KaitCarmody]

POV: A Phil Collins super fan in a taxi when “That’s All” comes on the radio at 4am. Feral

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When you marry an Iowan you're also marrying their haircut

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@chaoticdense Less than one, I think

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If we've been friends >1 years. You should know when I say "can I tell you something stupid" I mean REALLY stupid

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How is it the current year and still none of my Hawaiian shirts are purple