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@Christian_NYYST @SidneyJ614

[Jakob Rodriguez @Jakob272]

@YankeeWRLD He fielded that fucking ball in slow motion... Yeah Cole could've covered but it was such an easy play for Rizzo to make if he had ANY urgency. "Veteran" experience credibility absolutely gone.

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@JetBlue has become such trash. Flight delays every time, disorganized staff and god forbid you complain like a normal person - a flight attendant just threatened to kick my mom off the flight lol ???? I’m in awe 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I feel like the scandoval drama from vpr had people overlook just how awful Tom Schwartz is

[J. Slai @JSLAi]

Me realizing Rihanna is pregnant again, and we’re never getting another album. 😭

[jam @thatgurlbean]

I hope every man that took a seat on the path this morning gets the clap

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@tanamongeau @SidneyJ614

[jam @thatgurlbean]

This is me when I realize august is next week and my retirement year is coming to a close 🥹

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I went into an office yesterday and the receptionist was like “How’s your summer?!” And I was like, “HOT!” And they were like, “Well, it’s basically over!” And I grabbed them from across their desk and was like, “YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! IT’S JULY! WE HAVE A SOLID 2 MONTHS LEFT!”

[jam @thatgurlbean]

@SidneyJ614 and I are gonna be the best damn Jew Italian duo you eva seen

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I try to defend that I'm not a big Belmar person but here I am on a Wednesday afternoon tracking the delivery of my fit for Italian night at djais on Amazon

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I miss twitter

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Plz

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

Fake laughing at work is exhausting af, just leave me alone bro 😭

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@23luvr @SidneyJ614

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And while we're at it pick your head up from your phone while you cross the street. I have anxiety for you.

[jam @thatgurlbean]

There is literally nothing that says I'm an inconsiderate asshole like texting while walking up or down the stairs and holding up everyone behind you lmao

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nyc smells like a porta potty

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It's Friday and I need to know when the sal cianci red white and blue mix is dropping

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@jesssalz Camp on your own time sis, your last outing as a single woman will not be peeing next to a tree 🤣

[jam @thatgurlbean]

If my future bridesmaids ever suggest going camping or anywhere in the outdoors that isn't a pool party - I hope to god someone slaps them

[jam @thatgurlbean]

@AnthonyMKZ I needed to remind everyone I was watching

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The amount of tweets from people who waited to do do their taxes yesterday - you need to get your shit together