johnna🍍

I shouldn’t be taken seriously • rwg mcs

[johnna🍍 @thatjohnnagirl]

a relationship should be 50/50, he buys two vegas bombs and I drink both

[c ☆ @vaporsupremacy]

I can’t believe raw vegetables and fruits are all making people sick :( I guess I have to have ice cream for dinner :( oh no :(

[johnna🍍 @thatjohnnagirl]

@officialdwts rigged

[johnna🍍 @thatjohnnagirl]

@officialdwts literally for the love of god get flava flav off this show

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Oh you backed into your parking spot, I didn’t realize I was dealing with a secret agent on a classified mission

[Tad Wissel @DVE_Tad]

"Baltimore is falling right into their trap," I whisper to the clerk at GetGo before guzzling antifreeze.

[Zac Celedonia @ZeFlashNFL]

Make the call

[Josh Covert @jCovert1]

“Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” and it’s just browns fans banging on fucking aluminum

[Zac Celedonia @ZeFlashNFL]

This is mean but it’s awesome

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What it’s like living in a swing state

[Dave DiCello @DaveDiCello]

This is absolutely ridiculous. For the fourth time in five months, the Northern Lights are visible in #Pittsburgh. This view is from just after sunset, when it was visible across the ENTIRE skyline, and even overhead. Cannot believe how vibrant it was. I may be out all night,

[💫 @NewMediaSports_]

This worst than telling somebody they trash

[AB @AB84]

Greatest play in NFL history happened a decade ago

[erica @ericanextdooor]

awe how did you two meet?

i won him at the claw machine

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“it’s only a 2 day trip”

me :

[victoria ⋆˙⟡ @disloyalorders]

me two vodka crans deep at emo night when i hear fall out boy

[johnna🍍 @thatjohnnagirl]

@CelsiusOfficial why was there wood in my drink??

[Michael Good @michaelgooood]

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

[trash jones @jzux]

going on vacation after age 25

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday