crushnuts

i use to smash worms with rocks now i dont due to kindness

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

THE PHRASE "KILLING TIME" IS LITERAL, AND IN THE FINAL ACCOUNTING WE WILL ALL BE PUNISHED FOR WHAT WE HAVE DONE

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

u ever tar and feather a guy and realize ur out of feathers so u just give it to him straight and say listen buddy. gonna be mostly tar today

[crushnuts @thatknuckler]

@endliste i believe you

[crushnuts @thatknuckler]

the streamer of all time #jermatwt #yesheshandsome

[julia @eathedocument]

this is actually killing me

[crushnuts @thatknuckler]

my supervisor told me i shouldn’t stop smoking because it’d be “bad for me” and i’d get fat

[Mike @PenisTickler46]

shes gone car crach

[crushnuts @thatknuckler]

@RuthWobbles hey i have one of those too!!!

[crushnuts @thatknuckler]

@meekinsect happy birthday jozo!!!!!

[gracie @meekinsect]

happy one whole year of loving The Creature

[crushnuts @thatknuckler]

accidentally tried to go into a building for disability services instead of the dispensary today

[crushnuts @thatknuckler]

@meekinsect Are Twins? Wow!! Amazing Sight to Behold! Let me know if you got my DM’s. Haha gorgous!

[gracie @meekinsect]

2 girls are hanging out and sharing secrets

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Me: that dude is staring at me. He totally wants to fight
*getting up*
Hey man. What is your deal

Guy who got Kicked in the head by a horse and can only speak like a Pokémon: Kevin! 😃 Kevin! 😃 Kevin! 😃

Me, balling up my fist: That’s not my name

[crushnuts @thatknuckler]

@st4rzcastlee this is straight up just a self own this man fucking hates your ass “yes they are” LMFAO the bar is set to the ground

[crushnuts @thatknuckler]

@st4rzcastlee @hello__caitlin @angijones @whyfemalematter dude… your own boyfriend literally thinks you’re retarded maybe you should get off the internet for a few days lmfao

[T🕷️ @symbiotemann]

Silent Hill

[zife ☻ @screwbra1n]

no matter how many times i read this it makes me laugh